Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ow, My Eyes!"

Original Song Title:

"One More Time"

Original Performer:

Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Ow, My Eyes!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Woo, first parody of this song on AmIRight! I feel awesome!
Ow, my eyes!

Not the eyes!

Ow, my eyes! I kinda need them, ye-e-eah
Oh shit, that hurts, stop with the stabbing

Ow, my eyes! What did I do to yo-o-ou
Was it, that ball, I threw at your head

Ow, my eyes! You're overreacti-i-ing
One bruise, that small, not worth a gouging

Ow, my eyes! Hey, could you please stop i-i-it
Not fun

Ow, my eyes!

Not the eyes, I kinda use them, ye-e-eah
To see, the stuff, that I am using

Not the eyes, you're gonna make me scre-e-eam
Ow, shit!

Please stop the hurting
Ow, my eyes!

This is really stinging
Cuz you're stabbing
My eyes
Please don't stab
Cut back the stabs
Mmmm, ya know
This shit hurts
Shit, that hurts
How did I deserve thi-i-is
Really, guy?
Why the eyes?
Why not thighs?
Used to that pain
You wanna hurt me do it right
It's stinging
You could've just kicked both my knees
Ah, shite

Why must you stab my fa-a-ace
Ow, my eyes

Blood is running down my face
Past my lips, my blood I can taste
Tellin' ya, it ain't that great
Why my eyes?

You keep going, just constantly
Keep stabbing in my fa-a-ace
I'm not fuckin' Wolverine
Ow, my eyes!

You're not stopping, take a break please
Stab someone else's fa-a-ace
Maybe then the pain can ease
From my eyes

Eyes are something that we all need
Without them, life ain't gre-e-eat
Why must you make my face bleed
From my eyes?

Think you've got some issues, eh Steve?
Please, just get off my fa-a-ace
Put away the knives now, please
Ow, my eyes!

You're not even list'ning to me
Well, that's just fantasti-i-c!
I don't think you care 'bout me

Ow, my eyes!

How much blood have I left to bleed
Out of my tortured fa-a-ace?
Why you doin' this to me?
Ow, my eyes!

I think that you've made your point, Steve
Won't throw balls at your he-e-ead
Stop thrusting that machete
In my eyes

Not sure if I've blood left to bleed
Am I absorbing i-i-it?
Can you even hear me, Steve?
Can you, guy?

Maybe I'm not yelling enough
Time to scream in his fa-a-ace


Fin'ly got it through to you, Steve
The look that's on your fa-a-ace
Is one that says "Holy shit!"
Pass out time

Wake up under hospital sheets
The date is 6th of May
It took time

It's kinda complex surgery
To reconstruct a fa-a-ace
Thanks for blood donation, Steve
You're so kind

Hey, I've got a cool idea, Steve
I've got a pencil he-e-ere
Wanna see a magic trick?
If this parody disturbed you, don't worry. That's perfectly normal.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

SOTM - March 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I can imagine Brookers (who if you don't know directs viral videos on YouTube) dancing to this while sticking long needles in her eyes. (SNL's late Mr. Mike reference) Great song!
Andria - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decathlon Part 3 Round 10) Excellent pacing and overall, but the subject of eye-gouging kind of made me queasy. 5-3-5.
Matthias - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
This has to be the most epic song I've ever read about getting poked in the eye after getting balls thrown at your head.
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decath3R10) Wow, this satire is such an eyesore! As if my eyes aren't bad enough as it is! That Steve guy in your song is such a sick sadist if he enjoys poking peoples' eyes out! This is also a perfect song for an R-Rated version of "Three Stooges". (Woo woo woo) I should feel disturbed about this, but I'm not because it's only a parody! Great work with this OS, which I enjoyed lots! 555 eye drops for this eye-gouging parody! I hope that Steve doesn't go anywhere near my eyes! Good thing I wear glasses!
Abbott Skelding - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Dec3R10- I didn't even know there were more lyrics other than "one more time" in the OS...but you did an excellent job! 555
DJ Blaze - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
The ending was the best part. TADA! It's gone! 555
Arwen - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I feel lucky that when I've thrown a ball in someone's face they've only punched me. ; )

Now I need to ask...are you really used to the pain associated with getting stabbed in the thigh? Yikes!
Andria - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM March 2010) Already just as good as when I voted on it in Decathlon, and it makes me a little less queasy now than then.
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ow, my sides...are splitting from laughing!!!
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh TCOP. . .That was a painful parody. . .I mean seriously it hurt to read, as I have a sensitivity to sharp objects. I actually really enjoyed the original song which I had never heard. Your pacing was great, and I loved the joker reference at the end, but dang dude, that put some--less than desirable images in my head. . .ouch
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM--I liked the ending, that was a nice sort of twist. I was hoping for some funnier ways of getting poked in the eye (not necessarily in the gutter). Some good lines, and interesting that it had never been done before.
Peter Andersson - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM March 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM- Great job! 555
Arwen - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM...cringed through this, imagining the eye injuries, again. Still fun...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2211