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Song Parodies -> "Mandatory (No!)"

Original Song Title:

"Planetary (Go!)"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Mandatory (No!)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

One of my least favourite words in the English language. Let's apply that hate to schoolwork for a few minutes...
I wish that I could stare out the window
But I'm stuck here, it blows
Ache in my bottom, I can't reduce the pain
I stand up and you'll blow
This dumb activity gets me really pissed
Sucks, also it blows
Wanted the option to not have to complete
But you just, but you just, but you just, but you just yelled at me "NO!"

It's unacceptable, this shit's forced-selectable?
Makes me really sceptical 'bout your competence
You claim it's critical and so educational (hey! Hey!)
But it's just contemptible, can't you understand that?
Huge work load now, the truth I'm givin' to you
Want to stop now so I'll keep rantin'
This mandatory bullshit is turnin' my brain liquid
I won't calm down, not just me who's mad

This lame activity's not (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) teachin' me shit (ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
It's a joke, just blows
Asked what good's it really do (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) for you or for me (ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
But you just, but you just, but you just, but you just yelled at me "No!"

Rude is what you call me, rude because I can see (yelled at me "No!")
This is simply busywork and it all blows
Rude is how you force me, rude is yellin' at me (yelled at me "No!")
Just because I wanna leave this shit and go home

I hate repeatables, ah, plain loathe repeatables, ah
And that's the crucial thing, oh, this stuff is so old
It's not unreadable, yeah, perfectly teachable, yeah
But we've all done this thing tons of times, it's dead cold
It's unforgettable thus it's real preventable
Schedules are correctable, why can't you just scrap it?
The class upsetter? I'm glad that that's my header
They'll know that I'm the spreader of how this class is batshit

I've begged, many a "please stop (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) this pointless shit" (ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
It's a joke, just blows
But right now I really fume (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) 'cause you just blanked me (ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
With your hand, waved me off, waved me off and later yelled at me "No!"

Who in here really needs stupid pointlessness? Please (yelled at me "No!")
Definitely not me, just wanna go home
Useless is what I see on my table for me (yelled at me "No!")
It's etched into our brains, please just let us go home

Beyond your purview? Please (ooh-whoa-oh-oh), you have some clout, I know (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
At least it's more than me (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) just with the principal (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Got prior credit, please (ooh-whoa-oh-oh), got some A's and some B's (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
A subject we all know (ooh-whoa-oh-oh) by heart, we're not all dopes (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't yell at me "No!" (let us please go)

Dude, it's health and safety, used to these rules, you see (yelled at me "No!")
Give us all a reprieve and let us go home
Rude to assume that we booted it out, just read (yelled at me "No!")
These forms we've all signed, you'll see, we should all go home ('cause this blows)
This whole course isn't fun, don't need a refresh, bud (yelled at me "No!") (shit we know)
Because we're not that dumb, think you would know so (know it's so)
Not our sole class with you, got Physics each Tuesday (yelled at me "No!") (let us go)
In that, we've got good grades, just let us go home

I'm sick of all your "No!"'s now, real sick of all your "No!"'s now (yelled at me "No!")
Just give up on your "No!"'s now, no "No!"'s
Let us go now, let us go now, let us go now, let us go now (yelled at me "No!")
Let us go now, let us go now, go home

I'd list my other least favourite words, but it's not something I keep track of. Pretty sure it'd just be a list of slurs, though. Also I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't get why "moist" annoys so many people.

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