-> "Miffed to Save You"
Original Song Title:
"Entertain You"
Parody Song Title:
"Miffed to Save You"
The Lyrics
I really hate it, wish that I could stop
Feels rude to say that I'm pretty miffed to save you
Said I'm, said I'm pretty miffed to save you
I have to take it because it's my job
Keep it restrained but I'm pretty miffed to save you
You're a dick, not afraid to show (ooh-ooh-ooh)
That you're totally vile, waste of brain matter (dope)
The world is yours, at least you think so, own it all (hoo-ooh-ooh)
Smarmiest smile, just a total chode
You'd sell me out even though you're rich, you don't need
More cash now, why enable evil hordes? No, I'm pretty sure you don't need
To prove you have green, all those billions to lord
Over the rabble with some scheme I'd always thwart
What a prick, man, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Because today it's not our showdown
I won't bow but I'll mop up where you're bleedin' (oh-oh-oh)
It's not you who needs defeatin' (oh-whoa-oh)
I'm getting tired (whoa-oh) of quashin' fires (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
To learn I've saved someone made to be a whiner
I can't quit, man, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Yes, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Said I'm, said I'm pretty miffed to save you
I'm forced to take it because I'm no knob
Unlike you, mate, man, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Must it be in the hero's code
"Thou must save ev'ryone, even the snobby
Douchebags who mock your ways"? It blows, yeah, 'fraid so (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You blame me? Blame's elsewhere, asshole (oh-oh-oh)
Can't you see that guy dressed for bomb conventions?
Yeah, he's here to burn it down, burn it down (burn it down), if I didn't watch this whole town
You couldn't hate me since you'd end up dead for sure
Total prick, man, I'm pretty miffed to save you
You think you're great, I should be low down?
I won't bow, wish I had a proper reason (oh-oh-oh)
To just leave your smug ass bleedin' (oh-whoa-oh)
While it's on fire (on fire) 'cause I'm so tired (so tired)
Keepin' you safe from messes you started, whiner
Such a dick, man, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Yes, I'm pretty miffed to save you
Yeah, in your mind, you get high on the sufferin'
It ain't your hide that gets dropped, it ain't your fight now
You only want to make more money, what's the cost now?
Makes me pretty miffed to save you
No, we're all pretty miffed to save you
Yes, we're pretty miffed to save you
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
An oath I've made, it's been eatin' me up
Wish I could say I'm not pretty miffed to save you
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