The story goes on from Adolf Hitler, that clown
Had the braincells of one who is fetal
His worst crime? He made Ferdinand Porsche create
That old shitebox: the Volkswagen Beetle

Hitler had said "Ferdinand, here's an idea that's grand
How 'bout you make a car that's like an arc
That holds a small group and don't have a roof scoop
And should cost nine hundred and ninety marks

The final design wasn't even near divine
But A. Hitler and Porsche couldn't see that
When the war was all done, Britons started to shun
As if they wanted to still make combat

To this day people still act like a total dill
When they see a Beetle driving along
They pretend to get out a P-38
And then pop the tires and say "So long!"

In 1-9-9-8, the New Beetle was released
In a style much changed from the old one
It fared better than other 'retro' cars and
It looks like an odd type of hot cross bun

Some do not mind, of this, well, kinda-new kind
Of Volkswagen Beetle, but others do
They play a game, old Beetles get one point
But the New Beetles instead get points: two

When on the freeway, my old father did spray, sayin'
"Beetles: they''re all good for nothin'"
But I disagree, with Dad's philosophy, I say:
"Beetles: at least they are somethin'"

They go 100 kays and can last so many days
Probably longer than any meat'll
But the time won't go far, when Dad says 'bout said car
"It's a wreck called a Volkswagen Beetle"

Can you understand like nobody else can
Why they blow up a Bug for no reason
I won't trust you if you say "It was the whiff
And the colour's just way out of season"

They may go too slow, and they may look real weird
They may have been dreamed up by Hitler
But I do not care, all that registers up here
Is there ain't any car that's littler

But in my eyes, the handsomest prize
That the Beetle has won since infancy
Is that the old style was used for a while
For the alt mode of ye: Bumblebee!

And somewhere within Disney Studios
Are movies where a car is the star
Herbie is the car's name and he shot himself to fame
He's a Beetle, of course, wait, no, no duh!

Everyone is entitled to their beliefs
No matter how absurdly feeble
But there's one belief that I do truly heed
That most people hate Volkswagen Beetles

The hating goes on of the Volkswagen Beetles
People pretend to blow them up, I know
I'd laugh if they actually did try to do that
And they forgot to open their window