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Song Parodies -> "Alcoholic"

Original Song Title:

"Technologic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Alcoholic"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The magic of copy 'n' paste 'n' Wiktionary bring you this musical list of actual, factual slang terms for being drunk as the proverbial skunk!
Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Slaughtered, nappied, trollied, mangled
Ruined, toasted, mashed, polluted
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Slaughtered, nappied, trollied, mangled
Ruined, toasted, mashed, polluted
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Alcoholic, alcoholic
Alcoholic, alcoholic

Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Slaughtered, nappied, trollied, mangled
Ruined, toasted, mashed, polluted
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Munted, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained

Slaughtered, nappied, trollied, mangled
Ruined, toasted, mashed, polluted
Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented

Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled

Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it

Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated

Blasted, wobbled, varnished, swallied
Lacquered, ratted, under-tabled
Narwhalled, potted, zooted, legless
Clattered, pounded, off-my-face'd it
Puggled, puddled, basted, faded
Loaded, scunnered, rinsed, cemented
Guppered, plastered, walloped, schnitzeled
Slammed, besotted, sheets-to-winded
Slaughtered, nappied, trollied, mangled
Ruined, toasted, mashed, polluted
Trousered, rogered, noodled, leathered
Buggered, battered, zonked, sea captained
Sozzled, gobbered, fannied, twisted
Lathered, wazzled, pixilated
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Alcoholic, alcoholic
Alcoholic, alcoholic
Alcoholic, alcoholic
Alcoholic, alcoholic

Alcoholic, alcoholic
Alcoholic, alcoholic

Aiyyo, Swizz! I don't think they ready for this shit...aiyyo, let me take they ass back to the club real quick

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