Song Parodies -> "No, I Will Not Have Some Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"

Original Performer:

"No, I Will Not Have Some Booze"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This came to me randomly whilst hobbling to the toilet. Therefore you just know it's a good idea! "Experiences" has four syllables in this, BTW. "Ex-peer-yan-ses", mmkay?

I'm at a party
Here at the local pub The Beer-Induced Snooze
The guys are tipsy
I think that they have had way too much booze
I'm sober, buddy
Ooh
Don't care if you call me a prude
Bad analogy
Oh ooh
Cuz normally a prude hates shagging, not booze

Here's the situation
My friends Kris and Nathan
Well, they keep begging me to cut the crap and let loose
Driver of designation
Don't care 'bout reputation
So, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude

But I will not have some booze
Oh, no no
No, I will not have some booze
Oh, no no
No, I will not have some booze
Oh, no no
No, I will not have some booze
Oh, no no

Don't call me scaredy
I've got bad experiences of alcohol, dude
I'm still not ready
For another hangover and the vomit, ew

One won't get me wasted
Guess I'll have to face it
Cuz I don't want the whole damn bar picking on me, dude
You made your point now, Nathan
Think I'll have some Heineken
Guess I don't want to appear to be rude

So okay, I'll have some booze
Oh, no no
So okay, I'll have some booze
Oh, no no
So okay, I'll have some booze
Oh, no no
So okay, I'll have some booze
Oh, no no

BOOZE-UP!
Tonight I'll have some booze
I don't care, any kind will do
I'll have one little drink
Maybe two, maybe four, I'm feelin' funny
Feelin' fucked up, are you?
Break the windows
Lick the walls
No snozberries, at all
Can't quite see with my eyes
Seeing elephants, hot pink
And they're playing ball
I move my body
I think I gotta go to the bog
'Fore I mess my pants
But that simple thought leaves my mind fast
Turn around, I got a need to dance
Listen to me
Don't you dare move
Lsten, I'm tellin' you
(Hic!) And this is me talkin', not the booze

Cuz I really love you, dude
Oh, you know
Yeah, I really love you, dude
Oh, you know
Yeah, I really love you, dude
Oh, you know
Yeah, I really love you, dude
Oh, you know
It's me talkin', not the booze
Who is drivin', me or you?
Huh?

I like to imagine that if this got a recording, from the rap onwards the singer's speech would get more slurred as he intakes more booze. Also, that "youuuu" thing that's played under the song? That'd get more drunken and rowdy until by the end the melody is being sung in really loud "na-nas" as the group drives home from the party. And then they crash. Fun times!

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brightCAP - June 18, 2012 - Report this comment

I like how the singer slowly caves in then embraces the booze fully by the end. My favorite line is "Driver of designation." And the "ew" after the vomiting was funny (especially in Enrique's voice). And the whole rap was really well done! Those can be tough.

Porfle Popnecker - June 18, 2012 - Report this comment

Good one!

Matthias - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Something about this came off as very Lonely Island to me. Which is a great thing. I love at first the singer doesn't want to drink but after awhile he starts getting more and more wasted and soon he starts licking walls and seeing Pink Elephants. I loved this one! Too bad it didn't get too much credit so far.

Agrimorfee - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Pretty damned funny, I like how you built the storyline into the mood of the OS itself. Nathan/Heineken rhyme also noteworthy.

Mark Scotti - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) 555 proof for laughs!

Blaydeman - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) I too as well enjoyed the parodies progression. I especially loved the Willy Wonka reference. (You saw one in one of mine once, and now I've found one in one of yours. I guess I'm up next.) Good pacing, good fun, all good things.

Abbott Skelding - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

As one who doesn't drink, I can totally appreciate the pressuring part of the song, and this was really well done. I also loved the Willy Wonka reference, I would love to hear a recording of this!

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