This album's high
On the Billboard Charts
Straight Outta Lynwood is an art
Al ain't the artist type
To dissapoint all his fans
Hell no!

It's Weird Al's twelfth album
And it's his greatest yet
Chamillionaire was the first
To be par'died
Al changed "Ridin' Dirty"
Into "White a-and Nerdy"
It rocked

James Blunt said "Yes"
To "You're Pitiful"
His label went ballistical
But Al cheated
Put it on his site
That's a move that you gotta like
Pancreas
I'll Sue Ya

Polkarama had
All these top ten songs
At last Al's young fans
Knew what they were
And "Don't Download This Song"
Is ready fo-or download
Really!

Longest par'dy
by Al is on it
"Trapped In The Drive-Thru" is legit
It parodies
"Trapped In The Closet"
By R. Kelly, but exceeds it
Most banal
Thought Al had

Al had ideas for some par'dies
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
"Holodeck Girl" was tossed in the bin
Like "Hairy Back" to that song by Justin*
Nearly par'died Daniel Powter's "Bad Day"
But Dan was told that he'd "missed the train"
They could've been hits, that's so true
But let's focus on what Weird Al did do

Straight Outta Lynwood
Was on a DualDisc
The problems with that
Made it a risk
Still, it's a first for Al
And plus it is region free
That's good

So go and buy
Straight Outta Lynwood
All critics belive that you should
Best album by
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Get off your ass and buy it quick

What is left there for Al to do now
Besides him taking the biggest bow
Has seven videos for Lynwood
Has two more up his sleeves, ain't that good?
All he needs his his own Walk Of Fame Star
Yes, he hasn't got one how bizarre!
But I'm sure he will get one someday
For now, listen to Weasel Stomping Day!