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Song Parodies -> "Fill 'Er Up"

Original Song Title:

"Gitty Up"

Original Performer:

Salt-N-Pepa ft. Rufus Blaq

Parody Song Title:

"Fill 'Er Up"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When the designated booze-pourer is a stingy little shit...
Fill 'er up, mate
Uh, uh, uh, ah
Please don't hold back (hey, uh)
Give me way more than just that (haha, uh)
Why'd you hold back (hey)?
I can take way more than that

When you said you'd shout me a drink, jerk, after work (uh)
I thought that meant a round, kinda hurts
And I would give you a small pass on (uh) all that but (uh)
You're bein' an asshole (uh), just let it go
Want my lit juice to overflow
Want a drink, not a drip, bro
Ev'rybody here is wonderin' why
Fill 'er up, fill 'er up, now-like (yo-ho, ow)

Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clod
Give me all of that grog, buddy, don't stop
'Til it hits the top, don't hold up at all
Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clot
Give me all that damn grog, buddy, don't stop
Hard to get real sloshed with two goddamn drops

Fill 'er up, buddy, I'll repeat 'til you comply (ha)
I came to imbibe beer, spirits and wine (woo)
Belt 'em down 'til I try to kiss ya (yeah)
Fall on my side, missed ya
But you keep pullin' this crap (c'mon)
Want a proper drink size, please (jerk)
Don't be a prick (ooh), stingy shitpiece, let me drink (bro)
More than that paltry-ass drink (uh)
Don't skimp on the gin, sorry
I meant ale, not pleased (not pleased)
That I got it wrong, but I'm peeved (yeah)
You think it's quite fine to try
To (to) deny it, bro, should know that it's rude (uh)
To hold booze, don't be stupid (jerk)
I sound rude? Prick, don't lie, can't be this clueless (uh)
I wanna drown my feels
That's hard when you fill, uh, like a real dipshit

Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clod
Give me all of that grog, buddy, don't stop
'Til it hits the top, don't hog all that rum
Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clot
Give me all that damn grog, buddy, don't stop
Came here to get sloshed, I'll need more than drops

Call that a shot? Plus that's not what I asked for
Wanted a full glass, you putz, next on the list (uh):
Your piss-weak excuses, man
Jerk, don't even give me crap
About how you want to stop me gettin' plotzed
You dope, that's all that I want
We've got a designated driver, so I can take this
Got no problem worth facin', tell ya what (what)
Quit the lyin', boy
"You might get hooked", I drink only once a month
I'm no alcoholic, alright (you schmuck)
"It's a taste shot" Yeah, right (you putz)
If I hadn't tasted this before, you see, you'd hear me (jerk)
Ask for a smidge, you see (haha)
But I didn't, so I know it's alright (uh-huh)
So pour until it hits the line, keep it comin', buddy

Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clod
Give me all of that grog, buddy, don't stop
'Til it hits the top, you want a good punch?
Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clot
Give me all that damn grog, buddy, don't stop
Point is to get drunk, so don't halt at all

Fill 'er up, buddy
Gimme more drink now, please, that's what I came here for (you clod)
C'mon, uh, pour some more drink now, please, it's what I came here for, ooh (mate)
Give it to me, give it to me, uh
Give it to me, give it to me, lemme get drunk now, please (hoo)
Yo-ho, ow (uh, uh)

Yes, I want G-I-N or ale, whatever
It's called, fella (you clod), uh, give up
I can't pour me that bacardi cause
Both my hands shake a lot, won't dare waste plonk
'Twil spill right down on me, please un-douche now, homie
Need booze now, c'mon, all my friends around are pissed, bro
Mean both angry and drunk, so
They can't pour it, no (watch out), has to be you

Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clod
Give me all of that grog, buddy, don't stop
'Til it hits the top, all the plonk I want
Fill 'er up, buddy, fill 'er up, fill 'er up, you clot
Give me all that damn grog, buddy, don't stop
Just lemme get sloshed and pour out that plonk

Fill 'er up, buddy, sick of your crap
Leave the bottle right there, man, uh
I'll drink from that
"Ew, that's gross"? Then just pour, man, uh
Gimme all that
Can't get schlitzed if you hold back, uh
It ain't yours, man
Since you hate drink, uh
Fill 'er up, fill 'er up

I think the phrase "fill 'er up" is usually used in reference to the petrol tank in one's car, but I wouldn't know how to turn that concept into a parody, so you get yet another booze parody.

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