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Song Parodies -> "Don't Like The Sun"

Original Song Title:

"Under My Thumb"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Like The Sun"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Vampire vents his frustration at one of his primary weaknesses. Enjoy!
Don't like the sun
It hurts, so I'm underground
'Fraid of the sun
It burns, won't let it bring me down
I'd wear sunscreen
But that's not the reaso-on I'm sca-ared
'Cause you see, what I've become
Vampi-ire, i-it sucks

Always in the shade

Don't like the sun
Because it will make me all aflame
Stupid-ass sun
Deserve it I don't, ain't no way
Just cause I feed on humans
And keep them under my contro-ol
Seems to me, it's unfair bunk
So I hate the sun

Ow, ow, turn down that light

Sick of the sun
And the painful way that it burns
Wish that the sun
Would no longer, hmmm, shine on the world
Unfair to me
The sun's racist against undead du-udes
Can't you see, my life just sucks
Because of the sun

Ow, don't shine on my fa-ace
Wish it would leave, oh yeah
At least for longer than nightfall, du-ude
Yes, something has to be done
About that da-amn sun

Ow, yeah, extend the night

Snuff out the sun
Because it is bad for my health
It will be done
Though I, I can't quite do it by myself
Would you help me? I'll be in your debt
And I know you don't like the sun too-oo
You're like me, livin' off blood
And scared of the sun

Isn't that right?
Ow, ow, both alike, right? In our plight?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Not just some goth, ma-ate? Ow
What, you are? Oh grea-eat, ow
'Nother strike
Least I've got lunch, that's oka-ay

I'd quote the Goth Kids rant against vampire wannabes from South Park, but a) haven't seen it once, let alone enough times to know it by heart, and b) too lazy to search for it online. Too busy watching TMNT.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan - May 06, 2015 - Report this comment
well unless you mean the Michael Bay movie TMNT IS preferable to South Park! 5's
Susanna Viljanen - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
I absolutely loved this. No type 0 blood available, so here is 555 milliliters of type A!

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