Ha!

I know her threats are bogus
My manager won't fire me
Your chances there are hopeless
Just the rules of the company
Mmm, but she minded my compliance
She minded my compliance, hmm
And now she's going off on me, yeah-eah
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Damn fool, huh-huh

Can't give a discount to her
Minding my compliance (-pliance)
Like it, huh
Epithets are plentiful
Minding my compliance (-pliance)
Like it
Like it

Mmm, oh, we all know her threats are bogus
Her yelling's simply fine to me
It may get more ferocious, hmm
But her phone's out of warranty
She minded my compliance
She minded my compliance
Haha, doing what was told to me
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Rules are right there, clear to see
Minding my compliance (-pliance)
Like it, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm
I read them out twice at least
Minding my compliance (-pliance)
Like it, ha!

Still throwing threats so bogus
A boycott? That just shakes my knees
Yelling words like "atrocious"
'Cause of a recall for safety
She minded my compliance
She minded my compliance, dude
Oh shit, she threw a box at me
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'm sorry, Miss Crazy Person, your screws are loose
Ayy!

"I don't believe it! There you go again!
You've changed things up and I can't find anything!"
More like you've forgotten which store you chose
To bury in dead coupons

God, I loathe your threats so bogus
They might catch on potentially
I don't know if you know this:
Just a cashier, can't change shit, see
Oh, she minded my compliance
She minded my compliance
She minded my comp-
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!