-> "Meatloaf Again?"
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Dinner's not something one should dread
But I find I'd rather be dead
What's wrong with roast rump steak and chips?
Or a large pile of bacon strips?
May not be the healthy choice
But it's variety, more choice
I'd even wolf down liver, please
Just gimme something diff'rent, jeez
Not this again, I'd rather choke
I won't put i-it down my throat
Put the plate down, you'll hear me groan
Meatloaf again? Really? Again?! Spare me now
The constant barrage makes me sick
I'd much prefer some crumbed fish sticks
What food items are contained
Therein, perhaps some monkey brains?
Some eye of newt or lung of stoat
Wish dinner wa-as up for vote
Remove the lid, again I'll groan
Meatloaf again? Really? Again?! Save me
You leave in bits of sinew
The gristle's ev'rywhere
Important mealtime issue:
Why's my meal full of hair?
You're blonde, mine's a brown tone
This hair's a scarlet shade
It's no affair, we're soulmates
It's your recipe to blame
Of all the meals that you could choose
Why does your worst see the most use?
Must be more we can have for tea
Than this meatloaf monstrosity
Burnt to a crisp, kitchen's ablaze
Cooked things before and I'm still amazed
The same hands that made those eclairs
Could make loafed meat that I can't bear
I love you, dear, but this is gross
No 'mount of sau-auce will work, nope
Always for tea, always I groan
Meatloaf again? Really? Again?! Come on, again?!
This again and again, again
Oh dear, it's flown out the window
Order pizza-a, that's my vote
You had a spare on hand? Oh no
Meatloaf again? Really? Again?! Save me now
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