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Song Parodies -> "Meat, Not Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Please Don't Go"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Double You
Parody Song Title:
"Meat, Not Bones"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Not related to the idea of "I like a girl with some meat on her bones" which I think roughly translates these days to "dummy thicc". No, this is a more literal "when I ordered the steak, I expected there to be some, ya know, steak!" kinda thing.
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
What is this, a joke (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)?
I, I want you to know (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)
That you just charged fifty bucks (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)
For a meal to fill my gut's hole (meat, not bones)
Meat, not bones (meat, not bones), meat, not bones (meat, not bones)
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones
Not a dog, you know
I can't eat the bone
Promised a real thick steak chunk
This thing has been stripped to the core
Meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay?
Meat, not bones, not bones
You really think I'll pay?
Wanted meat, not much to ask for, right?
A chunk of beef, it's true
Love it best in a lump
Is the chef takin' the piss? I fume
Meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay?
Meat, not bones, not bones
That's not what's on my plate, lame, lame, lame
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones
Pay? I bloody won't
I, I'm not happy, no
Ask what I thought 'bout the spuds?
That's clever, it won't work, of course
Want meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay? Lame, lame, lame
That's all I want, a big slab of meat
No salad, please, please, please, 'fraid so
Check the menu, buddy, ordered Lump of Cow
Oh, no, no, no bones
Meat, not bones, must you stall like so?
'Cause I, I, I'm gonna go
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
What is this, a joke (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)?
I, I want you to know (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)
That you just charged fifty bucks (meat, not bones, meat, not bones)
For a meal to fill my gut's hole (meat, not bones)
Meat, not bones (meat, not bones), meat, not bones (meat, not bones)
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones
Not a dog, you know
I can't eat the bone
Promised a real thick steak chunk
This thing has been stripped to the core
Meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay?
Meat, not bones, not bones
You really think I'll pay?
Wanted meat, not much to ask for, right?
A chunk of beef, it's true
Love it best in a lump
Is the chef takin' the piss? I fume
Meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay?
Meat, not bones, not bones
That's not what's on my plate, lame, lame, lame
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones, meat, not bones
Meat, not bones
Pay? I bloody won't
I, I'm not happy, no
Ask what I thought 'bout the spuds?
That's clever, it won't work, of course
Want meat, not bones, not bones
Not bones, okay? Lame, lame, lame
That's all I want, a big slab of meat
No salad, please, please, please, 'fraid so
Check the menu, buddy, ordered Lump of Cow
Oh, no, no, no bones
Meat, not bones, must you stall like so?
'Cause I, I, I'm gonna go
Was not aware until submission that this was a cover of a KC & the Sunshine Band song which I've never heard. Kinda curious to hear what is was before it got turned into a "what if Haddaway covered I'm Too Sexy" style piece, though.
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