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Song Parodies -> "Oops, I Smashed a Glass Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Supermassive Black Hole"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Oops, I Smashed a Glass Bowl"

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The Lyrics

A bowl. Made of glass. Got all brokey. Basic stuff.
Ooh-ooh, buddy, there's no word but "bugger"
Ooh, ooh-ooh, buddy, I'm a little boned
Shoes off, I'm lacking foot defences
So I'm a little stuck, 'fraid so
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, I can't move to the right
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, the left path's also shite

Something fell, it's quite the awful sight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Hit the ground real hard, hence why I said "Oops, I smashed it" (cleanup might take all night)
Just what fell? Should be clear from the sight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
First get your boots on, then come view it (my poor glass bowl)
So useful, oops, I smashed it

I thought my grip was super damn strong
But, ooh-ooh, buddy, it was super loose
Good for me the contents were little
'Cause who wants to clean up glass in goo?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, please help me in my plight
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, the noise was far from light

When it fell, you should've taken flight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Get up off your arse and help because, oops, I smashed it (don't want my soles all sliced)
How the hell are you still sitting tight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)?
I can't move at all since I'm shoeless (that part's my fault)
I'm stupid, oops, I smashed it

Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl

I need help to clean this mess up right
I've been shouting hard since you somehow missed the smashing
When it fell, my swearing pierced the night
Don't have headphones on, how could you have missed the smashing?
I need help, I can't move left or right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Floor's covered in shards, plain to see that, oops, I smashed it (floor's got transparent spikes)
Know the hell that's cleaning glass, it's shite (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
But I'm kinda stuck, please be useful (don't be a hole)
I'll pay you back, I smashed it

Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl
Oops, I smashed a glass bowl

Seriously, though: be thorough when cleaning up glass shards. There's always one that you've missed, which you'll only find when it embeds itself in your foot. Not fun.

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