Just can't avoid, just can't avoid it
Tropes as old as time rearin' their head
Some make sense why it's really hard to replace them
Flexible, unavoidable, just can't hate them
But there are ones that need explainin'
H-H-How I see 'em watchin' films and while I'm gamin'
B-B-Boom boom pow, controller's shakin'
In the mood for annelid-style devastation
That means Worms, in case you didn't know
The point is that my brow ain't low
'Cause one weapon in these g-g-games
Is stuck in my brai-ain, stuck inside my brai-ai-ain

I-I-I wouldn't put this in, weird option
I-I-I'd think that it's a bit too mad
B-But the concept seems to be attractive
A real weird sight, at least it makes me laugh
People want it, you gotta go baa-baa boom-boom
If you got it, don't stop it, make sheep go boom-boom
Weirdos want it, they wanna go baa-baa boom-boom
It keeps croppin' up constantly, sheep go boom-boom

Just can't avoid, just can't avoid it
Who knew that sheep were armed and dang'rous?
Click 'em too many times in Warcraft, just watch them
You will soon see the grass-munchers start a-poppin'
Need to be real live sheep that bang? No
A-A-Add a "World of" to that "Warcraft" there and lo:
B-B-Boom boom pow, that sheep is robo-
'Cause we're past the point of seriousness, 'fraid so
Want some more? Well, let's Go Commando
Second Ratchet and Clank game, bro
There's a sheep-maker gun, w-w-wait
For the big upgra-ade then they'll bang awa-a-ay

I-I-I can't believe that that's an option
I-I-I wonder: what drugs did they have?
B-Blow a farm animal up for damage
A batshit sight and I want more of that
People want it, you gotta go baa-baa boom-boom
If you got it, don't stop it, make sheep go boom-boom
Weirdos want it, they wanna go baa-baa boom-boom
It keeps poppin' up constantly, sheep go boom-boom

It's more than just games, I know, but it's pretty true
That when you're in control of sheep blowin' up, the fun is times two
So while Black Sheep can make me piss myself laughin', I'd still pick
Typin' BOMBSHEEP in the game Sim Golf, love that trick
But the whole damn point, not explained it very well
Is the fact it's found so much astounds, so specific, thought it would be pretty rare now
But there's so much baa-baa boom-boom (whoo-whoo!)

I-I-I don't know why it's so damn common
I-I-I think it's some in-joke gone mad
S-Sure, in real life, it's a thing that happens
It's why your minefield always needs a map
But folks want it, you gotta go baa-baa boom-boom
If you got it, don't stop it, make sheep go boom-boom
Weirdos want it, they wanna go baa-baa boom-boom
It's not stoppin', a constant, sheep must go boom-boom