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Song Parodies -> "Time Lag"

Original Song Title:

"White Flag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Time Lag"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ah, lag in online multiplayer. Ain't it the greatest? At getting people to punch holes in the wall, I mean?
I know what I pressed, should mean that I killed you
How'd you dodge, man?
You say you didn't? Bullshit, if you're not in pieces
Then you must've ha-acked
Or maybe my online connection is lethargic
It's my modem that's the jerk

I thought that I had this bug fixed
But I guess it'll just pop up forever
This stupid-ass time lag on my Xbox
Really su-ucks, can't play properly

I play online games for wanton destruction
But this is a mess
I swear I pulled the right trigger
You should be in bits, dude, for that was my inte-ent
I mean, what's the point of this rocket launcher
If it won't turn foes to gibs?

I know nothing 'bout these frame skips
Nor do I know much 'bout the soft- or hardware
But I do know time lag's what I abhor
Cause it su-ucks, I'm sure you agree

Tried Halo: Reach, Noble Six stands still
Not even ba-arebone gaming thrills
It just su-ucks a-ass when the buttons
Lie when the-ey cli-ick, I'll still pre-ess o-o-o-o-on

I've got a match here to win
And there's no option here to just surrender
This is a load, time lag makes my brain sore
It sure su-ucks, I swear profusely
Could be my modem that's shit
It could be the location of the server
What's to blame for time lag? Don't know for sure
Kinda su-uck at technical things
I'm getting real mad at this
I'm fully aware it's a first-world problem
But I'll still loathe time lag forever more
Cause it su-ucks, brings down my kill-spree

I actually kinda lagged on writing this parody today, mostly because DJ Earworm dropped the new United State of Pop a day before I thought he would. However, I won't start parodying the songs within 50 Shades of Pop until the official year-end list gets posted (as that's how I determine the order I parody the songs in).

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