I'd love to work for you guys
More than okay to slog into the night
Trust me, I'll deal with the ensuin' fray
Of customers who can't count but must pay
Fine with bathroom detail, guys
I can't avoid what I hold deep inside
And so I must give in and complain
This form will just rehash my resume

Why apply in two?
I'm so confused
Apply in two
I want
To opt
Out, bud

Such a waste of my good time
Took me sixteen weeks, give or take, to write
That resume so I knew it was right
So this redundancy gets to me inside

Why apply in two?
Don't like it, true
Apply in two
Feels wrong
Real wrong

Hear me out, please

It's redundant to my eyes
To me, that's meant negatively, alright
But it seems you're in favour of that line
Multiple copies of info? That's fine
Why hide what you're after? I'd
Type all you'd want in close-to-record time
Because I want to work here someday
And all this subterfuge feels not okay

Why apply in two?
I hate it, true
Apply in two

If you say that I'm not right
For this position, can't say I'm surprised
I forgot to remain calm and polite
Wait 'til I've been employed to then criticise

Why apply in two?
Seems a bit crude
Apply in two
Seems wrong
Tad wrong