Got a problem with this one, hahahaha (uh)
I fear (uh) makin' stains
Oh lord (uh), hahaha, good lord (yeah)
All around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl (your fault, you're cleanin' the splat, jerk)
Sick of (bit sick) bein' whirled all around, might hurl (asshole)
Do I (barf freer) have to spell it out? I'm mad, jerk (whoo! Whoo!)

Man, your advert had such flair 'bout the wind all through my hair
But I should've just refused 'cause my stomach ain't a fan, it's true (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl (I'm really 'bout to lose my lunch)
All around, might hurl, sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl
Super-Mega-Awesome Land or whatever it's called, man
Can't recall it, I feel that it just might have a tad to do (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Aw, somethin' (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl) with how my brain is now a pulp
All around, might hurl (ho-oh), sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl

Dude, I don't like this stupid ride, don't you dare call it "fun" (fun?)
The speed is way too much, I want a damn refund 'cause I (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Oh, I (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl) might waste your overpriced snacks
I'd rather keep down those snacks (all around, might hurl), ho-oh (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl)

"That's just one ride, won't you try another one instead?"
Are you puffin' somethin'? Blow it out your insuff'rable ass, won't you? (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Oh-oh (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl), 'cause my legs can barely work
All around, might hurl (yeah-eah), sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl
I don't know how you see my face this shade of green
And think that further flings around is just the thing I'd do (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Oh-oh (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl), don't wanna zoom around, might hurl
All around, might hurl (oh, spare me), sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl

Dude, I don't want another ride, it's not fair on my guts (guts)
The curves are far too hugged, forgotten which way's up 'cause I (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Oh, I (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl) have been, by physics, attacked
Outside and inside, been smashed (all around, might hurl (haha)), ho-oh (sick of bein' whirled (yeah) all around, might hurl)

Okay, I think I've got it swallowed back
Nah, ha, I'm lyin', gonna let it fly
Gonna show you why I lack
Any amount of int'rest in me comin' back
And I hear your ass complainin' that that's gross, tough shit (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
Because I've just been tricked, your promises list (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl)
Turned out to be shit, been tossed all around, might hurl
You said I wouldn't, still flung all around, might hurl
You saw me roll up and then you smarmed up, grin all scummy
I told you that I'd like somethin' non-wild, you conned me
Heh, but still you say it's my fault, that's funny
That's in the "I'll kill you laughin', dude" kind of funny
It was on false premises (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
That I chose this one and you're the genesis (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl)
Heh, don't switch up the blame's emphasis (all around, might hurl)
That won't stop what comes up my oesophagus (all around, might hurl)

Won't try another ride (haha), the lines are way too long (long)
The straps crushed both my balls hence why this chorus is so high (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
So high (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl), I don't wanna redo that
I'd prefer my parts intact (all around, might hurl), ho-oh (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl)
Wanna get home in time before I lose my lunch (lunch)
Not gonna clean that muck because of all your crud, so I (all around, might hurl, whirled all around, might hurl)
So I'm (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl) gonna steal your stupid hat
Your fault for the dumb top hat (all around, might hurl), ho-oh (sick of bein' whirled all around, might hurl)