Been here stranded for days, I gotta say it's not fine
Gotta, gotta get out, I'm goin' up the wall
Thought this would be a fun trip, how did it end up like this?
That's rhetorical, prick, your fault we're in deep shit
You said you're good at leads, I'm afraid that you're crap
You can't find any smoke, nor a good set of tracks
No good plans in your head, we're done for, this is it
Before we end up dead, gettin' this off my chest now
You need to confess now that you blow
No excuses, look, you're draggin' me
Into-o the unknown

Steadily gettin' us more lost, you see
This ain't what you advertised
You're scared? I can't empathise
Cause it's just the price you pay
For this failed adventure, geez
Not worth any meagre pri-ize
Cause you're Mr. Bli-ind Guide

Wavin' my hands in your face to double-check you're not blind
Vision, vision is sound, just means we're screwed, is all
If you were handicapped, this would be an accomplishment
But you can see, so this proves you're incompetent
Can't you track by the trees? By the monkey dung, man?
Didn't bring a damn phone, I can't blame you for that
No signal, so I guess no point bringin' that thing
But we're still in this mess, yeah, we're pretty much dead now
Can't refund my check now, man, this blows
Seen "How To Read" books with more tips, geez
Had su-uch bravado

Now I see, 'twas a front for scammin' me
Out of my cash, tricky guy
But you can't spend any, right
Because of the price you pay
Since you are stuck here with me
And these jungle fever flie-ies
Good one, Mr. Bli-ind Guide

I-I hunge-er
Mi-ight seve-er
You-our leg, si-i-ir
I-It's dese-e-erved