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Song Parodies -> "I'm Closed in by Trucks"

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Original Performer:

Dua Lipa

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Closed in by Trucks"

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The Lyrics

Truck right in front of me, truck right behind, here I am, stuck in the middle with you. And by "truck" I mean "what Optimus Prime transforms into" not "really big SUV".
You asked me to quickly drive off to the shops, said "Gladly!"
But trust me, lots of things can go wrong
Well, was not busy, planned on dealin' with all that if and when it happens
And if you guessed that it all went to hell, well, it started strong
Found all of the stuff pretty quickly, got a decent discount for the lot
Was no-one like an angry mum or a screamin' child
I even got a close parkin' spot but on the drive home, got stuck
I'm kinda locked in by these guys

Right in front of me and behind me now
Containers full of some stuff
I can't read the sides though I don't care now
This sucks, I'm closed in by trucks

They don't drive fast, we're inchin' down the road while my brain's leakin'
I hate it, where is my damn turn-off?
Though I do have suspicions that they'll follow me, just guessin'
'Cause they did it the last couple dozen times, hope is snuffed
Too big, cuttin' off all my vision, sucks 'cause seein' road signs is a must
And the one behind's haulin' logs, so it's hard to spy
Who's comin' up, can't escape, they block all my indicators off
Another one's now on the side

Just has to block me the whole damn way 'round
I feel like a puny bug
One wrong move of mine and I'll get squashed down
This sucks, I'm closed in by trucks
I don't know if they've noticed me in my tiny-ass Beetle, geez
Sucks, I'm closed in by trucks
There's no easy way to leave, tch, without cops on me
This sucks, I'm closed in by trucks

Feels so rude because I'm real sure that
The speed limit isn't "sloth that's high as balls", man
I just wanna move, could be worse, I know that
The shoppin' that I've got ain't food that'll go bad
That's good luck, wish I had more of that 'cause I might doze right off
My phone is runnin' low, could die (pain in my hide)

These assholes block me, just won't piss off now
I hate this though who would not (piss off now)?
The end's not in sight, sun is almost down
This sucks, I'm closed in by trucks (I'm still closed in by)
Wish my car would reveal to me that it can just transform and leave
Sucks, I'm closed in by trucks
Remote possibility (no chance, see), tch, little desp'rate, please
This sucks, I'm closed in by trucks

I know to be strictly accurate I shoulda called this "ICIBT" but that woulda made no sense. And I'm all about the sense-make.

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