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Song Parodies -> "Break Barstools"

Original Song Title:

"Chain of Fools"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Break Barstools"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A simple parody about a guy who doesn't handle alcohol very well. Enjoy!
Break, break, break (break, break, break)
Break, break, brea-eak (break, break, brea-eak)
Break, break, break (break, break, break)
Break barstoo-ools

I've had so-ome bee-ee-ee-eers
But not this many, ma-an
Fight's broke-en ou-out, ah
And I think I've gone insane, oh-oh-oh
Gon' need some help to sto-op me-e
Enough booze to fill a poo-ool
Think I hit your splee-ee-een, oh-oh-oh
With this broken stoo-ool

Break, break, break (break, break, break)
Break barstoo-ools

I get this way
The few times I dri-ink
Ev'ry few weeks, mi-i-i-ight
Explai-ains my arre-ests, oh yeah
I told you to leave me at home (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
But no, you said "Come on, bro" (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Bartender said "Take it ea-ea-easy" (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, but I have a low tolera-ance (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Smashin' the decor

Break, break, break (break, break, break)
Break, break, brea-eak (break, break, brea-eak)
Break, break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak (break, break, break)
I break barstoo-ools, oh-oh-oh

Gave you a warni-ing
I break things when I ta-ake
Any liquor "But ma-a-ate
The-ey've got a sale on!" For crap's sa-ake
Oh-oh-oh yeah

Break, break, break (break, break, break)
Break, break, brea-eak (break, break, brea-eak)
Break, break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak (break, break, break)
Break barstoo-ools
Oh-oh-oh
Break, break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak
Break, break, brea-eak, oh-oh
Break, break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak
I break barstoo-ools
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah

I really hope I'm not like this when I'm drunk. Good thing I'll never find out cause booze just tastes like butts to me.

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 18

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the_copout_of_parodies - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Why don't you comment on anyone else's parodies?
Ditto - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
TCOP is a jerk. An inconsiderate jerk. Here, have some 3s on me. Most of your stuff is crap anyway. Consider yourself conquered!
Dear Ditto... - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
He posted a parody called ''I Won't Kiss Ass'' (parody of Tom Petty And The Heartbreaker's 'I Won't Back Down) under the pseudonym 'Anonymous Parodist' because he whinged that no-one else commented on his parodies. I wonder why...?
Dear Ditto...(Again) - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
And it's really really annoying how TCOP has to end every prelude with 'Enjoy!'
The Viewership - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Agree with copout and ditto. 1s
Jonathan - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
see now THIS is why I don't drink alcohol! 5's

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