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Song Parodies -> "Deliver"

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Chris Brown

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The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. A pizza place is kinda sorta amaze-balls terrible, so this guy calls 'em up to give 'em a little what-for. Enjoy!
Where's my pizza?

Eh, deliver

It's been thirty
Minutes since I ordered my-y Supreme with extra chee-eese, yeah
That might just seem sli-ight
It's still indicative of their history-y
Missing ingredients or overcooked so much it's pure black, dude
I'm ma-ad, du-ude, oh-oh-oh
Is my food still there, have you even left?
Just don't expect a good tip, buddy
Or one at a-all, I'd da-are, may not seem fai-air
I'm still waiting, man
Move your ass and gimme

If this shit happened just o-one time
Wouldn't quite mind
But multiple mistakes I abhor
This is the twenty-fou-orth time
Or something clo-ose to
That number, bu-ud
Failed to-o deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deli-iver, deliver
-Iver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver things to my door

Please put the pedal to the meta-al, uh-uh
If it gets squa-uashed, I don't mi-i-i-ind
"Drink might get unsettl-l-led"?
That's okay, dude, know how to make it ri-ight
Don't fling more excuses at me (at me)
Put that effort to my food, plea-ease (food, plea-ease)
Buddy, cold pizza ain't ri-i-i-i-i-ight
Don't rush the makin' of said food, please (food, please)
What happened last time, gee-eez (time, gee-eez)
Bu-urnt, bu-urnt, bu-u-u-u-u-urnt
Holy co-o-o-o-o-o-ow

I'd rather not wait up a-all night
To get one bite (one bi-ite)
Is that really too much to ask for? (ask fo-o-or)
If you miss the desse-ert, right
That's just ano-other
Way that you ha-ave
Failed to-o deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver (-ive-er)
Deliver, -iver, -iver (-ive-er)
Deli-iver, deliver
-Iver, -iver, -iver (-ive-er)
Deliver, -iver, -iver (-ive-e-er)
Deliver, -iver, -iver (-ive-e-er)
Deliver things to my door

Forty minutes down
No way you'll get tipped now
Nothing else to eat, I'd prefer not to sta-arve
Is my food eve-en done?
And I hear no-o one
Else besides you, so I'm thinkin'
That you cannot be busy
And your voice sounds shifty
Are you scratching your arse, if you are, then that's shitty
At one point I had manners, believe me
But I won't let you sta-all, girl
Don't dare sta-all, girl, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah-eah
You're trying to sta-all, this is ba-a-alls
Total ba-a-alls, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah
It's shi-ite!

No, there's no way that I'm "a-alright" (alright)
Ain't recieved shite (got shi-i-ite)
Your track record has always been poor (always really damn poo-oor)
No orders from me to-onight
No more fore-ever
Cause this place su-ucks
Failed to-o deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deli-iver, deliver
-Iver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver, -iver, -iver
Deliver things to my door, oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Deli-iver, -i-iver, -i-ive-er, -i-ive-e-e-er
Deli-iver, -iver oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Two seconds later, a knock on the door reveals a disheveled pizza guy with a correctly-made and fresh Supreme with extra cheese and the drink! Pity that it all exploded when the guy tried to eat it. Cause sometimes the universe just wants to dick with people.

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