-> "Gotta Share Fifty Times"
Original Song Title:
"Summer of '69" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gotta Share Fifty Times"
I swear it's not some guilt trip
You could save a life here, right
Wanna make this kid not dead?
Then you gotta share fifty times
Maybe more times, that's cool
Don't pull crap on me like "that's hard"
A kid with some type of cancer
No, I don't know what kind, you're so harsh
It's gonna work somehow
You gotta click to pay my doctors
A really weird invoice
Beggin' you to put this out there
Believe me, this ain't some big lie
There's no time for explainin'
How the hell retweets from you
Can make cures spawn into existence
Don't question me, it's true, yeah
Swear my kid is at death's door
Ignore his Facebook, someone hacked it
Faked some current happiness
All of his friends corroborate it?
Don't share that, my page has no lies
Come on, you gotta share fifty times
Man, I've seen you online donatin' to causes
All of the friggin' time
Don't you dare accuse me of stalkin'
Not stalkin', no
I don't know how you'll face it
When my precious kid is up and gone
Maybe that'll tug the old heart strings
And then you'll click on "share" and not "block"
Rebloggin's how I'll afford
The surgery and medication
I don't get why I've been flagged
As spam, I'm filled with indignation
All I want's to save a real life
Please, you just gotta share fifty times
No scam, you gotta share fifty times
Why am I blocked? It's only fifty times
No lies, just gotta, gotta, you gotta share fifty times
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