You left a bad stain on the couch and I don't like it
Don't wanna know how it got there but we decided, right
That we'd clean up our own damn mess in this apartment
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You say you dealt with it? Do you think that I'm stupid?
I can still see that nasty splotch, whatever it is
You gotta show me what you did to get rid of it
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Just a spot of water to fix it?
No hose spray, just a pinch drip
Sounds weird, can't think, I'm livid

It needs more than a spray, right
Needs way more than a spray, right
So simple, least I had thought so, oh my
It needs more than a spray, right (yeah)

Barely a cup of water on it then you stopped? Please
Look at the stain, you've only soaked it in, still sticks, see
Where is your sponge? Detergent? This ain't all that tricky
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Didn't think you were such a dipshit
Your attempt's beyond worthless
Lot you need to be learnin'

It needs more than a spray, right
Needs way more than a spray, right
The smell won't leave if that's all you have tried
It needs more than a spray, right
Excuses have been lame (your excuses? Lame), shite
Time is not to blame ("had no time"? No way), right
Told me it was made at three, now it's nine (shot that excuse to hell)
It needs more than a spray (it needs more than a spray), right (yeah)

Ooh-ooh, more than a few other spots on the couch that are stuck, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, somehow you've zoomed on this one, so astoundin', you suck

It needs more than a spray, right
Needs way more than a spray, right
I leave to get lunch and it's turned to shite
It needs more than a spray, right (yeah-eah)
There's only you to blame (you're a joke), I (such a joke)
I left with no stains (that's the truth), right (know my truth)
And yet with all this mess, failed at one, yikes (you've really gone to hell)
It needs more than a spray (it needs more than a spray), right (right, right)