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Song Parodies -> "Sundered"
Original Song Title:
"Thunder"
Original Performer:
Imagine Dragons
Parody Song Title:
"Sundered"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "How We Do It" self-challenge. Ta-dah! Sard borken.
Don't have guns slung, they can't hit you
Like a sword slice to the head, dude
Hence I'm wieldin' this big ol' shiv, prick
Gonna cleave your poor spine tonight
That's my plan, jerk, thought that it would work
Be on top, get the gold, but it seems
That my foil has been disrupted
Should be slicing, but it's been sundered (sundered)
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered)
I need it unsundered (sun-sun-sundered, sundered)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered)
I need glue, it's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered, sundered
Sundered
Which prick damaged it? The bastard
It was a proxy for my phallus
Did I say that out loud?
Was the wind, you're immature, wow
Point is, the break, it wasn't cleanly
It's now in five bits, so far from neat
Where'd I find it? You see these five (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bloody splatters on my jersey?
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered)
Stabbed with a sword sundered (sun-sun-sundered, sundered)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered)
Please fix this, it's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sundered, sword's been sundered
Stabbed? Who cares, sword's sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered) (ah)
Needs to be unsundered (sun-sun-sundered), sundered (ah-ah)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered) (oh-oh)
Doc later, sword's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Sundered, my sword can't be sundered, can't believe it (sun-, sundered) (ah)
So sad (this is bullshit) sword's been sundered (sun-sun-sundered), sundered (ah-ah)
Sundered, my poor sword's been sundered, worst thing ever (sun-, sundered) (oh-oh)
No medic (I don't need it), sword's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered (whoo!)
Sundered, sundered, sun- (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun- (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Like a sword slice to the head, dude
Hence I'm wieldin' this big ol' shiv, prick
Gonna cleave your poor spine tonight
That's my plan, jerk, thought that it would work
Be on top, get the gold, but it seems
That my foil has been disrupted
Should be slicing, but it's been sundered (sundered)
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered)
I need it unsundered (sun-sun-sundered, sundered)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered)
I need glue, it's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered, sundered
Sundered
Which prick damaged it? The bastard
It was a proxy for my phallus
Did I say that out loud?
Was the wind, you're immature, wow
Point is, the break, it wasn't cleanly
It's now in five bits, so far from neat
Where'd I find it? You see these five (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bloody splatters on my jersey?
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered)
Stabbed with a sword sundered (sun-sun-sundered, sundered)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered)
Please fix this, it's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sundered, sword's been sundered
Stabbed? Who cares, sword's sundered, sundered
Sundered, can't be sundered (sun-, sundered) (ah)
Needs to be unsundered (sun-sun-sundered), sundered (ah-ah)
Sundered, sword's been sundered (sun-, sundered) (oh-oh)
Doc later, sword's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Sundered, my sword can't be sundered, can't believe it (sun-, sundered) (ah)
So sad (this is bullshit) sword's been sundered (sun-sun-sundered), sundered (ah-ah)
Sundered, my poor sword's been sundered, worst thing ever (sun-, sundered) (oh-oh)
No medic (I don't need it), sword's (sun-sun-) sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun-
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered (whoo!)
Sundered, sundered, sun- (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Sundered, sundered, sun- (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sundered, sun-sun-sundered, sundered
Whenever I hear "sunder" I immediately think "broken sword". Blame Order of the Stick for that.
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