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Song Parodies -> "Keep Stallin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Stallin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude, keep him busy!
Think this could work, but you've gotta
Seem honest and believable, dude
Think this could work, you just need to sell it
Sorry, I can't BS with you
I must be away, settin' swingin' trees up
Such a sweet play if you play your part
I'm not an asshole, just my part in this mission
Not an asshole, sweet-talkin's just hard

Come on, keep, keep stallin'
Please, man, keep, keep stallin'

Need his eyeballs lookin' at you, buddy
And not down at my weird hoard of parts
I've got a stash of things hidden in these shadows
Can't risk looks, work needs to stay in the dark

So just keep, just keep stallin'
Help me, keep, keep stallin'
Keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta
Keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta

Distract his eyes now 'cause I can't stop this
Just gimme five, er, six minutes, I
Don't mind a weak stall "Look! There goes somethin'
You ain't seen!" This may take a while

But still keep (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Keep stallin' (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Hang on, keep (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Keep stallin' (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta
Wait, just keep, keep stallin'
Oh (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Keep stallin' (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Trust me, keep (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Oh, keep stallin' (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)
Keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta
Keep stallin' (keep stallin', gotta keep stallin', gotta)

Hopefully a plan that involves distracting a dude up-close so that the other dude can swing trees in his direction has a plan to make sure the distracter doesn't get hit by said tree...a plan more complex than "duck", at least.

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