Somehow, they get mocked (oooooh whoo!)

Oh-oh-oh, dude, explain, plea-ease
Because i-it a-a-all seems kinda crazy-y
Did I ju-u-ust miss a memo?
Why is this a common comic piece to fi-ind?
You may think it's funny, laugh your head right off (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think it's funny, raise my eyebrow lots (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You may think it's funny, on the floor, you roll (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think it's funny, just confused, is all (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Oh-oh, my-y, my, head to toe in black and white
Ca-alm a-and wise but then they have a hidden vice
Oh-oh, my-y, my, always in my head is "why?"
To-o my-y eyes, I don't get the joke here, guys
You all laugh at N.U.N. nuns

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! (oooooh whoo!)

I've tried to work out where my opinion came from
That nuns, as a concept, aren't made of total lol (whoo)
Like films and cartoons are so convinced of
Not what they're doin', just them, habits and all (oh-oh-oh)
My favoured guess is the lack (uh)
Of con-(uh)-text, man (uh), haha, right
Cause, buddy, huh, in real life (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I've not seen nuns in the light or dark (whoo)
You may think they're funny, rollin' on the floor (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think they're funny, makes you drop your jaw (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You may think they're funny, classic comic lore (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think they're funny, they just make me bored (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Oh-oh, my-y, my, lift that brow above my eye
Ha-ard I-I've tried to figure out the reason why
Oh-oh, my-y, my, lost your breath so many times
Cau-ause you-ou find them inherently fun, why?
Always laugh at N.U.N. nuns

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! (oooooh whoo!)

Sole experience with (ha) nuns was TV
Even then, Miss Clavel wasn't called one, at least
That I remember, cause my brain's kinda leaky
Leaky, leaky, leaky, leaky
Wait, there was one episode I recall (whoo)
Blackadder had some nuns, I had a ball
'Twere minor characters, thus (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I still know jack all 'bout nuns, man (whoo)
You may think they're funny, comedy galore (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think they're funny, I lack your rich lore (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You may think they're funny, Sister Act and more (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't think they're funny, won't make my lungs sore (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Oh-oh, my-y, my, plain forgotten more, I might
Poi-oint wo-on't slide, I still don't get the love, alright
Oh-oh, my-y, my, you get giggles ev'ry time
Bu-ut I-I sigh and wonder if you've gone high
You still laugh at N.U.N. nuns

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!

It's not funny to me, it's so shit, ha
It's not intrinsically amusin'
But you find fun in those drab habits
Runnin' around with wacky music, ha
If it's funny to you, I can dig, ha
Keep on laughin' if nuns are your fix
I think it's dumb, but I'm not a dick
So if you want, laugh with all your friends
Enjoy your N.U.N. nuns

Go! Go! Go! Go (fine, go)!
Go! Go! Go! Go (smile wide)!
Go! Go! Go! Go (laugh at those older ladies)!
Go! Go! Go (in the black and white)!
You may think they're funny, mad hijinx galore (got their arms a-wavin')
I don't think they're funny, but that's on me, sure (nothin' about my rant has been objective)
You may think they're funny, rewatch twice or more
I don't think they're funny, got my own damn lore (N.U.N. nuns)
Haha