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Song Parodies -> "The Comments Suck"
Original Song Title:
"Alors on danse"
Original Performer:
Stromae
Parody Song Title:
"The Comments Suck"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Internet comments. Everybody just shuddered, I bet. If you didn't, you're a lucky, lucky bastard.
The comments
The comments
The comments
This says "you should get a life"
This says "your whole face is stupid"
This says "delete this whole blog"
And this says "swallow poison frogs"
This says "piss on my pea soup"
Is it a typo? Who cares, huh?
This says "i want all your sources"
The description lists them all
This says "what a big fail"
I'm not flawless, just want details, bruh
This says "it's clear you're wrong, man"
When I asked just how I'm wrong, man
Then this says "you have lost a sale"
I don't sell merch, they failed
The comments sure have this weird flair for greyin' hair
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
A Youtube vid, a simple tweet
The internet contains a horde
Of great morons who abhor
All that you do, they'll show up by the score
Think it's a cinch to block them?
Go block them, they'll be back next week
Sure, buried deep you'll find some friends
Solid critiques from non-bellends
If you can sort through all the dregs
To make sure all your work's the best
You're gonna need the stomach for
All those gits who comment junk
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, they comment junk
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, they comment junk
They comment junk
Nine times out of ten, you will see:
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
The comments
The comments
This says "you should get a life"
This says "your whole face is stupid"
This says "delete this whole blog"
And this says "swallow poison frogs"
This says "piss on my pea soup"
Is it a typo? Who cares, huh?
This says "i want all your sources"
The description lists them all
This says "what a big fail"
I'm not flawless, just want details, bruh
This says "it's clear you're wrong, man"
When I asked just how I'm wrong, man
Then this says "you have lost a sale"
I don't sell merch, they failed
The comments sure have this weird flair for greyin' hair
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
A Youtube vid, a simple tweet
The internet contains a horde
Of great morons who abhor
All that you do, they'll show up by the score
Think it's a cinch to block them?
Go block them, they'll be back next week
Sure, buried deep you'll find some friends
Solid critiques from non-bellends
If you can sort through all the dregs
To make sure all your work's the best
You're gonna need the stomach for
All those gits who comment junk
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, they comment junk
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, they comment junk
They comment junk
Nine times out of ten, you will see:
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
The comments suck
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
I won't read any more
This parody does not reflect my feelings on comments on my parodies, of course. Not that bad comments don't exist, it's just that Amiright has yet to reach "wretched hive of scum and villainy" levels.
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stupid
I must agree with CJ.
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