There's no need to worry, you're in quite capable hands
So stop all the cussin' about how I lost the ma-a-ap
What's the point in explorin' knowin' where you a-a-are?
This is the way, I feel it, I know that we'll get quite fa-ar
Fu-urther tha-an the-ese guys
The-ese corpse-es tha-at lie

Sure, you can call me crazy, but I will not stop
Because I'm not lazy, of that I'm fairly sure o-o-of
Tell me, would a slacker dude set off any tra-aps he finds
To make sure they can't kill him? I don't think so, cannot lie
I-In the wa-alls, I-I find
A-a switch a-and I-I'm like:
"I-I'm be-e-e-e-ettin' this mi-i-ight
Shoo-oot da-a-a-a-arts in my hind"

These mad catacombs
Are full of great dange-e-er
Great catacombs
My spirit won't wave-e-e-e-e-er
Dark catacombs, oh Lo-o-ord
I could be an explorer for life
Don't get your problem, dude

There's no need to hurry (oh-oh), can afford to take our time (oh-oh)
That big wall of sharp spikes (oh-oh) won't reach us, calm down, right (oh-oh)
I came here for these diamonds (oh-oh), think they should be wo-orth a ton (oh-oh)
Look at them, how they glisten (oh-oh), not the giant sco-orpions (oh-oh)
I-I swear we-e'll be-e fine
I-I-If you shu-u-u-ut u-up, right
The-e dea-ea-ea-ea-ead cannot ri-i-ise
Ma-an, wha-a-a-a-at smells? Oh, ri-ight

Man, these catacombs
Really fraught with dange-e-er
Weird catacombs
Defy laws of natu-u-u-u-u-ure
Sweet catacombs
Love for them is majo-o-or
Dark catacombs, oh Lo-o-ord
Swear I'll be an explorer for life
Which might not be long, true
Cause of all the dange-e-er
Dark catacombs
To them, I'm no strange-e-er
Sweet catacombs
It's just in my natu-u-u-u-u-ure
Love catacombs
I love all things ancie-e-ent
Like catacombs
May be just a range-e-e-e-e-er
Strange catacombs
Of the Boy Scout natu-u-ure
Old catacombs
And my only majo-o-or
Lost catacombs
Is in Entertainme-e-e-ent
Dread catacombs
I'll still face the dange-e-er
Love catacombs