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Song Parodies -> "Dick Grayson"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dick Grayson"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This was originally gonna be about Iron Man, but I couldn't figure out the opening. So instead I made this about the first Robin: Dick Grayson!
Dick Grayson was only a teen
A master on the flying trapeze
His family joined in with the show
But soon they would go
The mob soaked the wires with acid
Making sure the show would end with
An apparent accident

So Dick was gonna talk to the cops, man
But then he got a visit from Batman
And Bats revealed that that would be dumb
He'd be on the run
The mob would just hunt him down, yeah
That is why Brucey took Dick to his cave, yeah
And so he trained Dick Grayson

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
That's how he became Robin

So Dick still wears his tights red and green
In honour of his folks' memory
He pals around with Bats currently
Kinda creepy
That's the tale of the first Robin
Tryin' to beat up all these thugs, yeah
That's the life of Dick Grayson
Written for Matthias' Super Hero White Album Group Project. My next entry for this will be "Helter Skelter" into "Fourth-Wall Breaker" about Deadpool. Why? Because Deadpool is Deadpool and he is friggin' awesome.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
One of the few parodies that has the word "Dick" in the title that is able to pass Chucky's sex security meter! This was a great tribute to a pretty worthless dude (Sorry, I just can't stand sidekicks!) I would love to see an Iron Man parody though... Perhaps to a different song.
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate sidekicks too, but enjoyed the parody-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Robin's good for laughs, and so is this parody!
Glen S - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I am in support of this, TCOP. Well done using the rhyme structure of the OS too.

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