Say, have you ever been stricken with bugs in your pen?
Art gone to hell 'cause a paintbrush is dead?
'Cause my poser has a glitch
I've dealt with all kinds of bugs with this damn 3D tool
Clippin' issues that make me look like a fool
Poser has a glitch

It's always breakin', near constant
I save nearly ev'ry second
Because it's breakin', it's bollocks
Still stay 'cause I can't draw for shit (no, no, no, no)

Have you, have you, have you, have you had textures that try to leap out the scene?
Had scalin' so off your eyeballs might bleed
Poser has a glitch
I can't convey my story with all the intense stakes
When the teeth are all borin' right through the face

The program's breakin', don't want this
Can't take this pixelated mess
It's always breakin', it's bollocks
Still stay 'cause 2D hurts my head (no, no, no, no)

No, no, no, no
I need three dimensions (no, no)
So the model's correct (no, no)
In each scene, that's right (no, no, no, no)
When it works, I've a gift (no, no)
But right now, it's just shit (no, no)
Looks like FoodFight!

Damn program's breakin', such nonsense
Can't wait until they update this (no, no)
No more damn breakin', they promised
Will rage if it's just more busted (no, no, no, no)
Poser has a glitch
Poser has a glitch (no, no, no, no)
Poser has a glitch
Poser has a glitch (no, no, no, no)

Poser has a glitch