Song Parodies -> "Chair (La La La)"

Original Song Title:

"Dare (La La La)"

Original Performer:

"Chair (La La La)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. Dude, that's my chair!

Get out, get out
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la
My chai-air, dude

Up, bro
Up, bro
Up, bro
Up, bro

That seat was mine, ingrate
I reserved that rich leather linin'
Unjam your arse right from it
Please unstick your rank, sweaty bollocks
Not that you're naked, though, mate
Just sayin' that you're gross as shit
Point that I'm tryna get to's glossed over:
That seat your arse is in? I'm the owner

It's the truth right here, buddy
My chair, dude, you'd best leave
You might get a punchin'
Get out my chair now, you a-asshole

La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la (leave my chair no-ow, you asshole)
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la (oh, oh, oh, oh)
La-la, la-la-la-la
My chai-air, dude

Up, bro
Up, bro

Know there's a hundred seats around us
Still this one that's got my name on it
Kinda don't like you, you're bein' a dipshit
Ignorin' the name on this ticket
All of the cash that I paid
Ain't worth you bein' such a dick
Wouldn't take long for you to move over
I won't take a seat further or closer

Still the truth I've said, buddy
My chair, dude, you'd best leave
Wanna start groin-crunchin'
Get out my chair now, you a-asshole

La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la (leave my chair no-ow, you asshole)
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la (oh, oh, oh, oh)
La-la, la-la-la-la
My chai-air, dude

It's the truth, don't you trust me-e?
My chair, dude, you'd best leave
My chair, dude, come on, plea-ease (get out, get out)
Get out my chair now, you a-asshole, a-asshole, a-asshole (get out, get out)
Ass, ass, ass, ass (get out, get out)
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass (get out, get out)
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass (get out, get out)

La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-la
My chai-air, dude

Up, bro
Up, bro
Up, bro
Up, bro

I honestly have no idea if cinemas these days actually have seat numbers printed on them and, if so, whether people actually sit according to those numbers. I only go to the flicks, like, two or three times a year, so it's not something I pay attention to.

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