No-o (sorry, all these premises won't work)
It sucks, but I can't approve this
*mumbles of protest*
Pass on this, kinda shit, yeah
There's no way that I think it can make bucks, man

Pass on this
P-P-Pass on this
P-P-Pass on this
P-P-Pass on this
Mmm-mmm-hmm

That sounds silly, try a-again (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Disbelief's not suspende-ed, man (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Pa-ass on this, go ba-ack now (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
To your good ol' drawi-in' board (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

Man in red and blue tights? Plain silly, can't ha-ave it (and a cape as well?)
Pass on this, plain to see, he's a dweeb
No profit I can see
Next guy's just a freak, nah, who would use a ba-at theme (to scare criminals)?
It's too grim, lightin's too dim
This clown guy? Silly, mate, light ain't green
And this fool, tryna juggle crime-fightin' with school da-a-ays?
No way that could happen and the spider bite can't sta-a-a-ay, yeah-eah-eah
Scientist should be dead right now, not smashin' towns, du-ude
No demographic group would buy this fa-a-arce (no, no, no, no)
Ninja-trained turtles? Du-u-ude, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (no, no, no, no)

That sounds silly, try a-again
What do you take me for? No-ot mad
Pa-ass on this, go ba-ack now
To your sketchbook thing to-o draw
Pass, pass, mmm-mmm-hmm

Look, this scene's just sad, you can't shoot up a family trip (pass on this)
By a random mob, the dad would lose sanity (pass, I'll pass on this)
Not shoot them back, twit

Norse pantheon? Lazy now, hammer's stu-upid
Ju-ust drop, du-ude, just drop this complete, utter slop
Wo-oman from clay? Plain silly no-ow
No, I can't lie, you would get laughed ou-ou-out
At the Eisners and more
With this weird-ass "feeling-fueled ring" lo-o-o-o-o-ore
Might seem cool, a metaphor for hardships ev'ryda-ay
But them bein' muta-ants? That concept is pretty la-a-ame, yeah-eah-eah-eah
This lady's a magician now? Real magic now? Du-ude
Seems you're a lazy dou-ouche to me-e, try ha-a-ard (no, no, no, no)
Then I might work with you-ou-ou, bro-o-o-o-o (no, no, no, no)

That sounds silly, try a-again
How'd you not work it out? I-It's sad
Pa-ass on this, go ba-ack now (no, no, no)
To the plannin' stage, you-ou dork

Super serum? I'll pass on this
Talks to fishies? I'll pass on this
Suit of iron? I'll pass on this
Super speedster? I'll pass on this
Doctor wizard? I'll pass on this
Crooks do good things? I'll pass on this
All your pitches are nonsense, wow, you high right now, du-ude?
No, no, mmm-mmm-hmm

Fifteen scripts now, each one of 'em silly shit (ooh-ooh)
A blind hero? That's shit
Couldn't possibly do anything, he's lame (pass on this)
Mate, you sure you're not jokin'?
Because this "shootin' arrows at all the bad guys out there" dude
Must've been made on marijuana, I said I'd hear you out
Doesn't mean I'll help you, bud

Dude, dude, dude, what slop
Dude, dude, dude, bullplop
I-ee-I-ee-I-ee can't stop laughin', da-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dude, dude, dude, what rot
Dude, dude, dude, bullplop
I-ee-I-ee-I-ee can't stop laughin', da, ah, oh

That sounds silly, try a-again (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Go try some other comi-ic hack (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Pa-ass on this, go ba-ack now (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
To your notebook of cra-ap lore, bud (no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
No, no, no, no

Pass on this
Pass, p-p-p-pass on this, p-pass o-o-on
Pass on this, p-pass on this
Pass, pass, pass, pass
Pass on this, plain to see, no good green, mmm-mmm-hmm