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Song Parodies -> "R U Fine?"

Original Song Title:

"R U Mine?"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"R U Fine?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Lots of questions need to be asked after an accident. Some of them less helpful than others.
I'm a bit beyond "it stings", no, I'm findin' my pain's only climbin'
Don't have to explain what happened since you just stood there, only gawkin'
Not irate about that, I'm whinin' 'bout what I'm findin'
What you chose to say after I had a half dozen trucks strike me

Such a crazy-ass thing to think, let alone to speak
Your first reaction was not a "No!" or just a scream
No, you thought it would help my hide to have your mouth sayin' "Are you fine?"
Yes, "Are you fine?"
"Are you fine?"
"Are you fine?" Oh my

The hell were you tryna say with those three words? Freakin' need 'em to just be leakin'
Out your face, pure reflex action, not fair, right, to compare
The first spray of words made from a brain
That's not had time to take just a little time with my pancaked self, ain't right

But it's still crazy, I fear how often that it's a scene
Where somethin' tragic happens where you happen to be
And the way that you help their hide is have your mouth sayin' "Are you fine?"
Yes, "Are you fine?" ("Are you fine?" That's nonsense)
"Are you fine?" (I'm not fine, alright?)
"Are you fine?" ("Are you fine?" Fine?)

My best shirt has been caked in blood and engine oil stains
So if I seem enraged, well, I just had to hear you say "OMG, buddy, are you fine?"

There are other lines I would be just fine with
"Can you breathe okay?" "How's your sight?" "Do you have insurance?", cinch, see

Such a crazy-ass thing to think that it's fine to speak
A gut reaction is really far from what I need
I need your ass to help, not find yourself right there sayin' "Are you fine?"
Yes, "Are you fine?" ("Are you fine?" That's nonsense)
"Are you fine?" (I'm not fine, alright?)
"Are you fine?" ("Are you fine?" Pure nonsense)
Far from fine, alright?

It's like when someone says "Mind your head!" after you've already whacked it on the door frame. Entirely useless to the situation at hand, pal!

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Mirabel Madrigal - September 20, 2024 - Report this comment
"Don’t be upset or mad at all;
Don’t feel regret, or sad at all.
Hey, I’m still a part of the family Madrigal...
And I’m fine, I am totally fine...
I will stand on the side as you shine...

I’m not fine, I’m not fine...!"
Hey... - September 21, 2024 - Report this comment
...Seth Retallick, this wasn't bad.
Hey... - September 21, 2024 - Report this comment
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