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Song Parodies -> "Damn Kids Keep Clangin' On"

Original Song Title:

"You Keep Me Hangin' On"

Original Performer:

The Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Kids Keep Clangin' On"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ah, kids. Sometimes they really get on your nerves...
Think it's cute? I don't, okay
You just stand by, I won't, okay
'Cause it's drivin' me crazy
Damn, the kids keep clangin' on
I don't think it's "cutesy"
The damn kids keep clangin' on

Ask if you can be comin' around
And my "NO!" may sound harsh
But I'm just sick of ev'ry time
Your little pains-in-my-arse
Make the world's worst improv tune
With all the pans that I just cleaned, hey

Think it's sweet? I don't, okay
You might squee, I won't, okay (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause it's drivin' me crazy
Damn, the kids keep clangin' on (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Worst way they can be noisy
The damn kids keep clangin' on

I yell at them to shut up
You respond with "They're just kids!"
Why, yes, well spotted, they're kids
But here's the truth: they're also obnoxious shits
And I think somethin' should be done about it

Charmin' scene? Hell no, no way
A fact of life? Hell no, no way (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Let them be? I won't, okay
You say it's fine, I don't, okay
It's drivin' me crazy
Damn, the kids keep clangin' on (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I can barely hear me
The damn kids keep clangin' on

You claim it's no big deal, please
Look: replacement pans are far from cheap
This isn't some idle percussion
Your children are violent, you see
Break my spoons, still in the red
I can't afford those drawer locks yet, hey, he-e-ey

Why are you so damn lax about it?
A mystery (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
No, you don't care a thing about me
Got skewed priorities (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Go on, get out, get out of my life
Their concerts are not "nice", please (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause it's drivin' me crazy
Damn, the kids keep clangin' on (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yes, I know they're just three
My stuff, I need intact, please

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