Uh!
Mmm, yeah
La-la-la-la-la-a-a, haha
Uh!

He-e-ey, sir, I've never earned my pa-ay
I just waste my time a-all day
Sneakin' in ten bathroo-oom breaks, brea-eaks, breaks (uh!)
No-ow, I'm sure you want me turfed ou-out
Behind on six deadli-ines now
Cause I hate this job, wa-ant out, ou-out, out (uh!)
So I've been doin' my best to act like a jerk
Like when I get my coffee first
I pocket ev'ry sugar packet in my shirt
Good luck with your bitter shit (uh!)
And when you ask for help with pickin' a good font
I'm gonna pick the worst damn one
Like Comic Sans, Papyrus and Wingdings, you're on
Your ads look like crap? Tough shit (uh!)

Sir, there's one way to stop all my-y nonsense
Give me that pink slip, cause I really-y want it
I want me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh!)
I hate this job, ain't no point i-in lyin'
Just put all the pins in the printe-er, tryin'
To get me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh!)

See-ee-een other job offe-ers for me-e (there for me)
With better pay and pe-erks, see (my own park, see-ee)
Hence why I've been tryin' to-o leave, lea-eave, leave (uh!)
You-ou won't just let me qui-uit, cause you-ou-ou (yeah, yeah)
Claim I still serve a goo-ood use (I feel used)
Fetchin' your lunch, such a-a douche, dou-ouche, douche (uh!)
Remember the important folders you found burnt (what, what)?
Well, that was me, those matches hurt (they hurt)
I would've used the shredder, but I broke that first
Insertin' all of your discs (your discs) (uh!)
And I'm not gonna copy all those files you want (yeah, yeah)
I've almost beaten N, get lost
And if you ask me to go put my pants back on
I won't, cause I'm not your bitch (uh!)

Sir, there's a way to get me to-o stop this
Give me that pink slip, then this brick, I-I'll drop it
I want me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh!)
Just say the word, out the door, I-I'm flyin'
No more paperclips down the toile-et, tryin'
To get me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh!)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'm startin' pe-etty fi-ights
With coworke-ers at ni-ine, uh-oh, uh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Please fi-ire me-e, you je-erk
I've found some be-etter wo-ork, uh-oh, uh-oh (this blows, you know)

You're usin' me, see, I've had this inclination for a few long weeks
Since I first got this job, was desp'rate for work, you never paid me more
No matter how good I was doin', that was balls (that was total balls)
And remember the time you kept me 'til nine
This despite the fact that my shift goes no later than five (uh)
Same for ev'ryone else, all were confused, except you
You just wanted some poor twit to clean the bathroom (eh, eh)
Janitor's supposed to do that, ain't hard
We're not your slaves and this ain't some ass-backwards sitcom farce
Want to be sacked, don't need your refrence (uh)
Like you'd give one once I've torched your Benz, c'mon (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Sir, there's a way to avoid sai-aid torchin'
Give me that pink slip, may call that e-extortion (cause it is e-extortion)
I want me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh-ho-oh-whoa-ho-oh-yeah-eah-eah) (what, what, what) (uh!)
No takin' calls with crocodi-ile cryin'
And no urine drips in your coffee-ee, tryin'
To get me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (I-I wa-ant me-e sa-a-a-a-acked) (uh!)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Cause this blows (la-la-la-la-la-a)
I want me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (what, what, what) (yeah, yeah) (uh!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ahahahahaha)
I want me-e sacked, I want me-e sacked
Wa-want me-e, want me-e sacked (uh!)

Does this sound like your bus'ness ethics? Pthbbbbbbbbbbttt