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Song Parodies -> "Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Banned"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A lot of people, when told to not do a thing, will insist on doing the thing. Even on pain of arrest. Because people are stupid.
Get the hint, man: go away
You're not allowed here after that day
You're not good in this hood
You're not good, this hood's choice is so:
You must evacuate

You knocked a giant swath of products off the shelves
Took us the whole day to fix that whole display
The reason why? Completely lame
All over the price of an old game

You're not "good" just cause you waited for a week
This ban won't go away, you must stay, stay away
On this "Banned" sign, your photo stays

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

You need to go, won't change my mind today
And even so, not my job, okay?
My boss will say words I can't say
To your face, so start leaving
Just go, go, go

You flipped your lid, went crazy
Went straight up naked that day
Your bollocks flew too free, that's bad
To clean the right things, my poor ass
Watched the footage in slow-mo, my eyes

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
You're not good inside this hood
You're not good, take your stuff and go

Your indignation at Playstation
Prices changing? Now you're paying
For the blatant violent raging
"So you're saying I can claim it?"

That's a no, please just go away
You still don't know, I guess, why cops came that day
"Was just a joke"? Oh no, that crap won't work, okay?
Won't get that game or any game
Go away, I'll start shooting
Just go, go, go

Damn it, forgot to include the phrase "persona non grata" in there somewhere. I know it's meant to be for countries and not video game stores, but I like incorporating fancy words in my parodies, dang it.

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