Clogged-up bottle
I want some damn sauce
Hey moron! Did you leave it open again?
'Cause there's a meat pie here that needs sauce
And the bloody stuff won't come out!
Clogged-up bottle
Ain't doin' without

Oh, wooden toothpick in my hand
Unclogging: that's your task
Don't get stuck in there like the last
Sixteen, that's all I ask

Blocked-up bottle
Stop torturing me
Tomato sauce is all I'm asking of thee
But I'm not a fan of barbeque
Don't force me to use that grease!
Blocked-up bottle
Patience has decreased

(Instrumental, with 'thumping-on-the-bottle' accompaniment)

Damn sauce, seems you're almost coming out
About bloody time
I oughta give this bottle just one more slap
Of course, that's always when I learn

Clogged-up bottles
Will always explode
It covers you with that sauce from head to toe
And so the moral of this story
Is don't thump and bash away (at)
Blocked-up bottles
Just think it through, 'kay?

'Cause it takes about bloody ages
To get the stuff out your hair
Clogged-up bottles
Just treat 'em with care