Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah

Look, I don't know what to say to you
It seems so rude to tell you that you can't stay
But that's how it works, you see, I know it stings
That all of your plans are burnin' up in flames, yeah
Can't stay, not much else I can say to you
There's no space for you up there, it's a real squeeze
Sure, our hotel size is pretty obscene
But our room number is still finite and they're all full currently, yeah
Yes, that's right, I can check from this station
That's right, ev'ry room has somebody stayin'
That's right, does not help for you that you came in
Just a little bit late, bin your hopes that you're stayin', oh

We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
Not hard to understand it, what you want, we can't grant it, no
We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
No rooms for you to crash in, not a hard fact to manage

I don't know what to say to you
We can't throw the folks who have paid out just for you
They planned out their reservations, unlike you
But I would be super happy to point out more hotels to you, mmm-hmm-mmm
Yes, that's right, to not wreck your vacation
That's right, I'll send you to a new location
That's right, no reason your accommodation
Has to be here, please take it, I want you vacatin', oh

We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
It's not that hard to grasp it, we're sharin' the same language, no?
We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
Determined that you'll have it, your ass, might have to ban it

These are just the facts, out of my hands
You can try to ask someone else, buck passin'
But that just won't fix the problems you have with this
Manager, owner, just the next shift-ah, the same info that we're pullin' from, you twit (git), yeah
It's simply part of our policy
We've got lots of 'em and you want me
To start rule-bustin' because you just see
Any consequence as fine
Could get fined or straight suspended but I'm not you, no real apprehension
You just wanna get in, my prevention must be undone, want an exemption, don't you?
Don't you? I've tried real hard to warn you (oh-oh)
I might have to call folks on you, I might have to call folks if there's no goodbye

We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
You're gettin' rather manic, startin' to cause real damage, don't
We're too booked for you, we're way too booked for you
I'd be shocked at the madness, seen it before, goddamnit

You're drivin' me nuts
Not gonna get a "yes", just leave and let me clock out, please
Manager, owner, just the next shift, they'll all sass you the same, you twit
All the money that you think will change minds won't do shit, just warm my wallet
Manager, owner, just the next shift, all will say the same thing, you twit
There's simply not anything that will get your ass in, so you can shove it