Song Parodies -> "Stream"

Original Song Title:

"Cream"

Original Performer:

"Stream"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Video lag on the interwebs...it kinda sucks, lemme tell ya.

Just a click
Gives all the content I could desi-ire
Should be it
But it seems the video's mi-ired
Should be fine (fine)
My net connection's perfect, I know it
But this Vine (Vine)
Ain't workin', it's six seconds, just load it!
Ooh

Stream
Why's it blo-ocked?
Stream
Almost sto-opped
Stream
Takes too lo-ong
Stream, damn it, come on!

Skippin' frames
Rewindin' doesn't make it smoother (in the past, it used ta)
Vid's delayed
Don't think that it's flooded with users (hu-uge delu-u-u-u-uge, nah)
Not the tools (tools)
PC's top-of-the-line but yet (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh)
Slow as droo-ool (drool)
Just wanna watch the panda sneeze, heck
Ooh-ooh, huh-uh, huh-uh, swear it's a-art

Stream
It's a cra-awl
Stream
Slow as ba-alls
Stream
Somehow sta-alled
Stream, damn it, come on!

Worked before, I swear, pain in the arse

This is pants
Waitin' for this thing to buffer
Won't advance
Circle's spinnin' round while I suffer
And I've tried (yes, I've tried)
Constant refreshin', constant rebootin' (won't work, it's stupid)
Checked online (checked online)
But ev'rythin' else works, such a nuisance (huge nuisance)
Come on

Stream
Somethin's wro-ong
Stream
Drags alo-ong
Stream
Never been this lo-ong
Stream, damn it, come on!

Stream (stream, stream, stream, stream)
Stream (stream, stream, stream, stream)
Stream, damn it, come on!

Stream
Stream
Not fair
Stream
Load, don't sto-op
Stream, damn it, come on!

Useless
Eh-eh-ah
Eh-eh, eh
Stream, damn it, come on!

Wikipedia somehow lists this song as being by both Prince and Prince and The New Power Generation, so I decided for simplicity's sake just to put it down as Prince.

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Matthias - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Oh.... I hate.... How this..... Always happens..... Great.... Job..... Here buddy! I.... really loved.... this one! 5-5....................... 5s for you all a...............round!

Max Power - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Also there's the time when the video would buffer right in the middle, made me want to punch the screen. Just hope when I send this comment, it won't freeze u-

Agrimorfee - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment

Another in the TCOP specialty of first world problems. :)

Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Need to upgrade my bandwidth to hear this song properly :) Nicely done.

Abbott Skelding - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Never heard the OS before (I'm not a huge Prince fan)...but this was really well done! I loved the buffer/suffer rhyme and you definitely hit this first world problem (as Grim calls it) right on the head. Nicely done!

Blaydeman - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This song was #1 on the charts the day I was born, so I have a special connection with this OS. However, I feel like the OS held you back in this one. I could feel the song want to build and get frantic and over the top, but the laid back nature of the OS didn't allow it, so the spoof just sort of cruised along. It's really funny and technically speaking there's nothing wrong with it, the topic just didn't match-up with the OS for me. Sorry.

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