You thought that we were makin' an incredible dea-ea-eal
But it was all a lie, so thank you for the lit'ra-al stea-ea-eal
Talked to you-ou-ou-ou with such slea-ea-ea-eaze
Played the fool oh so perfectly-y

I deceived you and stole your stuff
Can't believe that you're such a big dumbarse
Was my plan to rob you blind now
Thought it would take longer, but just wow
I deceived you and stole you-our stu-u-uff
Ooh-ooh-ooh, huh

I'll nick off with your television, all your books and all your ga-a-ames
The shelves you held them in, even your wallpaper's mine, 'ka-a-ay?
Robbin' you-ou-ou-ou's so easy-y-y-y
Because you've the brains of a pea-ea

I deceived you and stole your stuff
Pulled it off so well you could call it art
Got no minions or cronies 'round
Like a ninja of thievery now
I deceived you and stole you-our stu-u-uff
Ooh-ooh-ooh, dumbarse

Proved to be-e-e-e such a foo-oo-oo-ool
Didn't see me takin' your tools, oh

I deceived you and stole your stuff
I know this is the station of the cops
That's why you cannot bring me down
All your handcuffs and tasers? Mine now
I deceived you and stole you-our stu-u-uff
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh