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Song Parodies -> "Sign That"

Original Song Title:

"Like That"

Original Performer:

Doja Cat ft. Gucci Mane

Parody Song Title:

"Sign That"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sir, if we could just get you to sign this form...and this one...and this one...this one's in triplicate...oh, and this one...
My wrist's feelin' crook, real crook (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Grr, grr
Stupid, won't stop, oh god, this blows (uh)
Won't stop (yeah)

St-St-St-St-St-Stab my pen, scrawl a wave
Gotta sign that, I really hate it
Got no flair, been a long day
"Just sign that", such a pain
It's constant, all the waves
"Sir, just sign that", flinch when they say it
Not one there, brought all its mates
"Just sign that", what a pain (yeah)

They said "fill that, fill that out, it won't take long" (hey)
But now I'm waitin' here alone
Because it turns out that they need to fetch (hey)
Seventeen more damn forms, I might retch
Hand is crampin' now, won't let me just write an "X"
Though it's all I can write with no swears said
Gotta match all of these, I get that, I'm still vexed
'Cause the match that you'd like ain't that complex
My signature honestly looks pretty awful (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just like ev'ryone else's does, it's true
A spider that's wandered drunk through ink, my scrawl is
Why don't we do that? Cobwebs might form soon

Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Slash my pen on the page
Gotta sign that, I really hate it
I despair, be here all day
"Just sign that", such a pain
Never ends, brand new page
Once I sign that, know what you're sayin' (huh?)
"There's more there, just sit and wait" (wah)
I'll sign that, what a pain

This is friggin' awful, gonna end up a fossil (bone)
By the time I kill the stack of complete twaddle (twaddle)
Yes, I read forms to know they're legit (yeah)
But these are repetitive, the same old shit (shh)
Same information is contained within 'em (no)
I know the feelin' from all my time fillin' (sheesh)
Out job applications, I might start screamin' (mad)
If it's the tenth one they hand to me that's needin'
Me to confirm this is my phone number, geez (geez)
Gonna flip, you'll see me run through the street (brr) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Butt-naked while I sign my name in blood, help me
Why is all this what they need to sell me a TV (damn stupid)?

Sc-Sc-Sc-Sc-Sc-Scratch my pen, gonna break (yeah)
If I sign that again, I hate it (huh?)
It's not fair to make me stay (huh?)
"Just sign that", such a pain (brr)
This some trick? Some weird jape?
Make me sign that until I'm sayin'
"That price there, go head and raise"?
No, sign that, I won't break

I don't like it, don't like it
Don't like it, don't like to sign it
I'll stand by it, stand by it (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Stand by it, stand by it, sign that (st-st-st-st-st-stab my pen)

I don't feel like looking it up, but I wouldn't be surprised if rubber stamps were invented purely because signing ten bajillion forms was too much of a pain.

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