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Song Parodies -> "Sacrifice"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Sacrifice"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The gods demand an offering of blood before they can hear the wishes of a mortal...even the pettiest of mortals, like this dude.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I don't know how it works
But I don't think it hurts
When there's somethin' annoyin' me
I'll make a small furry thing bleed
And make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Ev'ry time it works out fine

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Boss is bein' a jerk
No raise like I deserve
We'll see how he feels in a week
Once I disembowel this poor sheep
Pullin' guts out gets real messy
You'll need lots of soap nearby
But I'm so used to the gore
That I'm fine with leavin' lines of blood all night
Worth it, right, to see the line of cars decline

I'll make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

La, la, la-la-la-la, la, la-la-la-la, la, la-la-la
I can't lie, sometimes it feels a bit much, right
But then oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, don't wanna pay this jacked-up price

I'll make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'll make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Make a sacri-sacri-sacrifice
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Tzekel-Kan: By sacrifice! As it is prophesied, the history of the Age of the Jaguar will be written in...

Tulio: Ink?

Tzekel-Kan: Blood!

Tulio: Blood! Oh! Oh, yes. This is very important stuff. I should tell Lord Miguel about this blood issue right away.

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