Ev'ry time that I have too much liquor
Which I find doesn't take much, poor liver
It throws me off
At first I was standin' strong
But I start to sway
With the first of many shots I pack away
Yeah-eah-eah

I go "Whoa!" to and fro
Need someone to be my pole
There's no wall next to me, I think
Vision's askew, might be from the drink

Swear my sides are evenly weighted
Still I jerk while inebriated
Need help from you
I'll flail limbs that don't hold booze

Drinks hit me, drinks like this beer
Drinks make me swagger and swing hard, I fear
Drinks a-hit me, had too much today
Surely you follow that my balance has gone astray
He-e-e-ey, yeah

He-ey
Drinks hit me, drink too much beer
Drink 'til my ankles tilt in ways too sheer
Drinks a-hit me, so if it's okay
Your strength, I'll borrow 'til my taxi shows up, okay?
He-e-e-ey, uh

Lean on, lean on, lean on
Lean on someone who won't move
Lean on, lean on, lean on
Lean on someone with strong shoes
Lean on, lean on, lean on, lean on
Lean on, lean on, lean on, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Drinks hit me, drink all the beer
Drink 'til I flounder like fish do all year
Drinks a-hit me, they slam on my brain
Tell me you follow that I'd hate to fall down, okay?
Drinks hit me, drinks dark or clear
Drinks on a platter, my intake ain't mere
Drinks a-hit me, my body will sway
Your strength, I'll borrow, don't mind all the vomit, okay?