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Why are people always so slow to move?
I've made plans tonight, if I'm stuck, they're screwed
You call this walkin'? Hell no, ain't walkin'
Pace so slow that I'd find a zombie faster than you
"Don't hurry"? How am I the one rude
When you take just three steps ev'ry minute? It's true
Maybe I won't pop a leak (pop a leak)
But somethin' will happen if you keep movin' like a snail on weed

Please, dude, move on, don't be a head strainer
Less talk, more walk or you'll be in danger
Whether from me cause you're pissin' me off (hard not refrainin')
Could be an emergency I'm headin' t'wards
Get outta my way (hey), get outta my way
At this shuffle pace (hey), I don't wanna stay
Get outta my way (hey), way outta my way
Left or right, please sway (hey) so that I can race
Get outta my way

All of you ingrates decided to block
The one friggin' place that I have to walk
Bein' an arse now, flippin' me off
One too many times now, gonna take kid gloves off
My hurry? Ain't your bus'ness, you douche
Sure, complain at me that I'm the one bein' rude
At first I asked politely (politely)
But you kept on gabbin' while you're mimickin' a drunken sloth's speed

Please, dude, move on, cause my need is major
Less talk, more walk, you'll soon be in danger
Not exaggeratin', might piss me off (I'm really ragin')
But if there's no gap soon, you'll be screwed as balls
Get outta my way (hey), get outta my way
This is a dumb pace (hey), drivin' me insane
Get outta my way (hey), way outta my way
Traffic blocks that way (hey), brick wall stuck in place
Get outta my way

Can't drive, my car's on loan, hence my walk today
I'd bike but I have no helmet, so lame
Is this some trend I ain't heard of (heard of)?
Won't go to leg snappin' but I'm still tempted to, move your arse, please

Please, dude, move on, I'm no crank complainer
Less talk, more walk, there are folks in danger
Have to save some twits who might just turn on (hear what I'm sayin')
A light switch that's rigged to blow all their heads off
Get outta my way (hey), get outta my way (hey)
Not kiddin', okay (hey)? No lies that I say
Get outta my way (hey), way outta my way (hey)
It's real what I say (hey), soon they'll all lose face
Get outta my way

Move, you're all in the road (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got to be a hero (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Okay, maybe it is made up (made up) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just want you to pick the pace up (pace up) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)