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Song Parodies -> "Flick You"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Flick You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

How for does one deal with a bug?
When you find a pest sitting on your knee
Not a really big bug, still crush it with glee
But I think you'll find that method leads
To something worse
There'll be tears a-streaming down your face
When your book so thick arrives in place
Sure, you've squashed that bug but you've also made
Your knee reverse

I'd say "Fly, you'll go
Won't break my own bones
So I will try to flick you"

Doubt you have your bug spray on hand, no
If you did, would suck, afraid it's so
At that angle you'd find spray stays, it's gross
Sticky foam perched

I'd say "Fly, you blow
Since you've tried to stow
On my leg, I will flick you"

One's knee is no place
For a stupid insect, so go away
Just leave, let me say goodbye
Can't greet with slaps, mate
I promise you, it'll hurt you more, damn pain
Will leave, small breeze made, no lie

I hate flies, you know
Many types of blows
In thy case, I'd just flick you

Additional tip: don't kill a mosquito inside a book. Unless you feel the murder scene needs to be denoted with actual blood, in which case you do you.

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Arch Vile - February 02, 2022 - Report this comment
I've been hearing great buzz about this song. Lol.
bobpiecheese - February 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Okay, now you're just trying to bug me. Lol again.
CML - February 04, 2022 - Report this comment
I just just saw a vdeo on how a bee hive disposes of an aging queen. They surround her with dozens of worker bees who all flap their wings rapidly. And that somehow overheats the queen and she dies .... Wow, talk about a buzz kill!
bobpiecheese - February 04, 2022 - Report this comment
Well, I knew Bug types are weak to Fire moves, but that's just ridiculous!

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