Suspicious that you told me I'll need a waiver
Super early gun-jump which just makes me stare
What's in your plans tonight that'll make you liable, hence the paper? Oh-oh-oh
Real suspicious that you told me I'll need a waiver, don't want to need a waiver

Play music on the stage, there's no reason that that could hurt
Are the big light displays causin' a flash that could melt or burn?
Some rockers have flames, are yours a little much? That would be bad
I'd prefer that you'd explain before any squiggle's scratched

It's real weird that you told me I'll need a waiver
At the front door with that massive bouncer there
Bought these tickets online, that's a better time for some legal papers, oh-oh-oh
Said it's real weird that you told me I'll need a waiver, don't want to need a waiver
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (waive what?), oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (waive what?)

Understand there's a time crunch, the startin' time creeps sooner
But I paid, locked for six months, I need to read this through first

Real suddenly you told me I'll need a waiver
Like the barest minimum to say you care
I gotta know the "why" 'fore I put a line on this piece of paper, oh-oh-oh
Just real suddenly you told me I'll need a waiver, don't want to need a waiver
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (waive what?), oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (waive what?)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (waive what?), oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (waive what?)

I can take somethin' scary, really bright lights? I'll get shady (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But if you plan to make me lose my shot to sue y'all? Sus, maybe (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Do you sell booze? That's hazy if what comes next might get crazy (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The only thing that scares me is you scot-free and us pushed daisies (oh-oh-oh-oh)

Just sayin', odd you've told me I'll need a waiver (ah-ah-ah)
Can you really claim that I just shouldn't care (ah-ah-ah)?
I want a refund because I cannot trust that paper (ooh-ah-ah)
I'm just sayin', odd you've told me I'll need a waiver, don't want to need a waiver (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (waive what?), oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (why the need for waivers?) (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (whoa-oh), oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (waive what?) (ah-ah-ah)