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Song Parodies -> "Flump Around"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Around"

Original Performer:

House of Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Flump Around"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My mum takes a nap every day. However, she plans around the nap, knows when it's starting and lets people known that she's going to have one. This poor bastard, however...
"Slackin' off is a sin"? Just pack it in
Back in the bin, this debate's over, fin
I'm not sittin' back up, better straighten facts up
Energy is always low if I'm not all napped up
Get up? Stand up (c'mon)? C'mon, shut your trap up
Know that I've explained it enough times, retain it
But those who must know 'cause their brains are bust, lo
And behold just why I kip though your alarm's done, bro
Listen up, then: naps hit like bludgeons
I have to lie down quite all of a sudden
Great big flop, movement simply stops
I don't kid, full to nil when I'm all out of pop

I always fall down when my pep is out
My balance leaves me, I flump around
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump 'cause, flump 'cause I feel down (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump

I'm known to nap wherever I go
Pass out on the bus, pass my stop, that blows
Can't help it, flop in any damn spot
I hope that I've been aimed right pass your crotch
You'd think that the sudden head-thunk would revert
Me to consciousness, but see, that won't work
'Cause I've found creases and cigarette butts
Left across my temple from where I've slumped (I've slumped)
Look like a fool when I do, it's the truth, I've had pics
Sent their way to me on the Internet
Taken a spill, limbs twist, lay still
Look like a total git slumped over tills

I've been filmed around the cities and towns
Face down in the seat, I flump around
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump 'cause, flump 'cause I feel down (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Kippin' for a time, kippin' for a sec, kippin' for a time
Kippin' for a time, kippin' for a sec

When I sleep, I take walks, all right round the block
Sometimes I even skip when I kip with a hop
Or try to hold a conversation with my imagination
Words come flowin' out which is a bad situation
'Cause when you lie flat out on some park bench
You don't know what type of folks will walk by next
And what rot will come out of your awful mouth
Be in the shit if you then wake up and there's somebody's kid
And he just heard all ya rude words and he saw ya
Take off your trousers, best get a lawyer

So that's why I frown at your "Get up!" now
I need all my sleep, can't flump around
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump around (flump around)
Flump 'cause, flump 'cause I feel down (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (always gonna flump) (kippin' for a time)
Flump, flump, flump, flump (kippin' for a time)

Yo (kippin' for a time)
Let me get my rest in (kippin' for a time)
I won't start risin' (kippin' for a time)
Said "Hell no!" (kippin' for a time)
Need my long nap (kippin' for a time)
Dunce (kippin' for a time)
Kippin' for a time
Kippin' for a time

If you don't stop trying to get me up before I'm ready, you're gonna be in a house of pain, pal...

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