Liste-en buddy
I ain't gonna die, deflect ev'ry blow
Ain't no creature large enough, buddy
If you wanna end me, you'll have to try real hard
Cause I trai-ain so hard, can't kill me, buddy
Can't cause me pain, I'll just throw out a flurry-y
Of punches so blu-urry

Oh buddy, there ain't no person tough enou-ough
Ain't no monster strong enou-ough
Ain't no creature wild enou-ough
To stop me from breathin', it's true, mate

I started to trai-ain when I was three
How many tigers can I-I fight? Eighteen, roughly
So all of you-ou-our threats a-are lame now
Cause there's no way you'll beat me
No wa-ay, no how

Yeah buddy, there ain't nobody tough enou-ough
Ain't no mammal strong enou-ough
Ain't no beastie wild enou-ough
To stop me from livin', it's true, mate

Alwa-ays sparrin'
I-I'll bring the-e pai-ain
On foolish do-o-olts
Who try to hu-urt me, won't wo-ork, buddy
Not just bein' bo-old (I can back up my bluster)
I've got skills I can muster
Very quickly, oh buddy, ha
No word of a li-ife (woo)
I'll kick all the a-arse
From brown bears to great white sharks
Even the most dangerous ga-ame: ma-an
It wouldn't be much troubl-le
No sweat off of my back

I've told you that there ain't no villain tough enou-ough
Ain't no asshole strong enou-ough
Ain't no fauna wild enou-ough
To stop me from kickin' butt, true, mate
Made it clear that there ain't no reptile tough enou-ough
Ain't no douchebag strong enou-ough
Ain't no jungle wild enou-ough
I think that I've bragged enou-ough
Please don't try, this ain't a blu-uff