-> "Come On, I Punched You"
Original Song Title:
"No More 'I Love You's"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Come On, I Punched You"
The Lyrics
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
(Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
You're being the rudest dick (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Turn your face to paste (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
You asked for the hardest punch (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
With remarks so snide (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
I'm sorry, wait, for real (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
I'm not sorry, hang on now
How come there's still flesh on your bones?
You should be cranberry juice, I don't know why
Come on, I punched you
You should be a bleeding dweeb
Come on, I punched you
But you're still standing, how does that work?
Another swing, you'll be unconscious
(Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
I can't find a reason (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
You still have your lights (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Not tired, like hell, not tired (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Why are you conscious? Really, how?
I've knocked out taller, wider bros
You're a twig, you should fall when the breeze is slight
Come on, I punched you
Your skin should be leaving thee
Come on, I punched you
Resistant to my pure form of violence
Come on, I punched you
You're barely flinching, these hits should work
Ahahahahahahahaha
I keep on fist-punching you like crazy
Should turn your flesh to mush, but it's not, it's funny (hahahaha)
Since you snarked that I was being lazy (ahahahahahahahaha)
And now I punch you like crazy
Who's lazy now? That's right
Come on, I punched you
And yet you're not leaving me
Come on, I punched you, I punched you
Most folks run from this assault of violence
Come on, I punched you
Tempted to skip on tomorrow's work (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Cause this is work (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Come on, I punched you (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Don't stand there and grin at me, oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Come on, I punched you (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
A prelude to beating me, oh-oh-ho (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)?
Come on, I punched you
If so, I'm earning the world of hurt (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
Make it deserved (dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah)
Dooba-dooba-doop-doop-doop, ah-ah-ah
Haha
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