-> "Leaning"
Original Song Title:
"Breathing"
Original Performer:
Jason Derülo
Parody Song Title:
"Leaning"
The Lyrics
Shit, yeesh
Shit, yeesh (ooh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Shit, yeesh (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Shit
I'm not a fan of how it's leanin', uh
Not very stable, that's just how it's seemin'
Don't want the whole thing sent careenin', uh
Because that will cause more than bleedin'
When right upon my head, it's beamin'
Are you sure that it's safe? I'm not believin'
Unless you've got a diff'rent meanin'
Not evident from your tone that I'm gleanin'
That looks unsafe with how it's leanin' (leanin')
Really unsafe with how it's leanin' (leanin')
The barest nudge, no longer stand so high
Kaboom! Kaboom! No-one beneath survives
If it collapses from the leanin' (whoo!)
Shit, yeesh (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Shit, yeesh (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Shit, yeesh (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Shit
Seein' that mess shortens my breathin'
Those angled walls, vertical ceilin'
Think I'm just pissed and demeanin'
To your hard work, far from my meanin'
I'm just here for intervenin'
Before I, one day, start seein'
A news piece filled with people screamin'
Contrasted with your big, dumb face beamin'
Can't you see that the whole thing's leanin' (leanin')?
This isn't Pisa, that's bad leanin' (leanin')
The slightest gust and no-one is alive
It's doomed, it's doomed, easy to see with eyes
Why aren't you scared of how it's leanin'?
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, leanin' (whoo!)
Shit, yeesh (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Shit, yeesh (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah) (oh-oh, buddy)
Shit, yeesh (I can't believe you feel fine) (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Shit
The look upon your face: bemused, one eyebrow raised
You think that I'm insane, you almost have a case, uh
This tower's made of Lego, enough
To crush ev'ryone, dude
That's why it's still bad that it's leanin' (yeah-eah, mate, yeah-eah, mate) (leanin')
World-record towers can't be leanin' (can't be leanin', can't be leanin') (leanin')
It's tall enough to block the sun, that's right
It's true, it's true that danger's still in sight (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
That's why I'm scared 'bout how it's leanin' (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah)
Hey (aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-yah), hey, hey
Those bricks'll kill you, stop their leanin' (shit, yeesh)
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